Birkenbarnet

Impossible

If we shoot, we score.

For the first time in beards I won't be descending on your half developed box, due to the comforts of Sky HD and copious amounts of booze. I fear for all Sky Sports viewers who have to witness what may be on offer the morrow eve. We, the once mighty Rovers, are shocking beyond belief, possibly the worst team I've witnessed in the 17 years of supporting my little local club. You, the fallen Latics, aren't much better at the moment from what I'm hearing too, so therefore it has the makings of one of them ald Granada footy programmes with 'Team of the Week' on it. The morrow eve we're going to demonstrate how poor football clubs can be ran at lower league level. It'l probably be that bad, they might wake up and smell the gravy that alot of clubs are stuck in time. At least we can sit at home and watch it in comfort, instead of bouncing upto your gaffe where it's always freezing and somewhat depressing with your derelict side stand. Anyway, hope we smash you all over the park and remember after the game, don't batter wife