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A man approaches an angel at the gates of Heaven.

 

"Is this Heaven?" he asks.

 

"Yes," the angel replies.

 

"Can I come in then?"

 

"Well," the angel explains, "we can only let people in if they've committed an act of bravery in their life. Have you done anything brave?"

 

"I have, actually," the man said, smugly, "I went to the Rochdale v Oldham game wearing a Rochdale shirt. I sat right in the middle of the Oldham end, and when Dale scored, I stood on my seat, held my Rochdale scarf above my head, and shouted COME ON DALE! DA-LE! DA-LE! DA-LE!"

 

"My gosh," the angel exclaims, "that's one of the bravest thing I've ever heard. When did that happen?"

 

"About thirty seconds ago."

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