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stebuzz

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  1. come on lads ...I need some new material :blink:

     

    2 blokes are walking in the desert when one needs a piss, and gets his cock bitten by a snake. His mate calls the doc to ask what he should do. “You need to suck the venom” says the doctor.

     

    "So", asks his mate, "what did he say ???" He says you’re gonna die

    A bloke goes into a barbers and asks for a TONY CURTIS haircut. he feels tired so has a nap and asks the man to wake

     

    him when hes finished. he wakes up to find his head is like an egg, shaved bald.

     

    YOU PILLOCK he says THATS NOT HOW TONY CURTIS HAS HIS HAIRSTYLE.

     

    YES IT IS says the barber I SHOULD KNOW I SAW THE KING AND I 6 TIMES.

  2. The Chairman of the Indian Commonwealth games has just tried to hang himself!

     

     

     

    But the ceiling collapsed!

    i like that one, that reminds me.

     

    a prisoner is being escorted across the yard to the shed where he is about to be put to death. its pissing down with rain.

     

    he turns to the guard and says NOT A VERY NICE DAY FOR A HANGING IS IT.

     

    the guard replies YOU SHOULD MOAN I HAVE TO COME BACK IN THIS.

  3. wheres the steel dickov.

     

    how can you be 2-0 up and lose 5-2.

     

    so much for the defence, they cant blame the strikers for not scoring , we were 2-0 up for christs sake.

     

    can someone tell me when the last team were 2-0 up at boundary park and we came out 5-2 winners

     

    oh and dickov stop sending me emails about the next game until you get it right.

     

    last 3 games. 2 draws and a defeat by 5. :ranting:

  4. Let's hope Dickov doesn't suffer from Sheridan Syndrome, lifting the team up for a big result then nullifying it the next match by dropping points against cannon fodder.

    hope so to. i am going today for the 1st time in over 12 months as my mate who is going with me says they are playing better. just hope they dont drop a clanger and upset me. :wink:

  5. Great start so far with two very winable games coming up next at home.

    Long way to go but the feelgood factor is definitely back.

    think these 2 home games will be interesting. the latics of old would usually get too cocky

     

    and slip up here. if we get 6 points from the next 2 games then yes, i will start to think something is happening here. :wink:

  6. yeovil. mk.dons and huddersfield defences all look weak

     

    terrible forbes is at orient now and scored with a header.

     

    the reading keeper kicked the ball out of his hand straight into the back of one of his own players and it fell to earnshaw

    who scored. :lol:

     

    think it was our no. 19 whos poor clearance went into the path of the charlton player who scored.

     

    good goal by furman again. top left corner.

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