Beardy

As this was my first game of the season i thought i should share some thoughts.

Why do Latics fans constantly sing about other teams who have no relevence to us whatsoever?

Man U, Man Citeh, Leeds??? All of which are not in our league and wont be for some time after that yesterday.

No striker, no width one real chance in the game that i can remember and that was in the first few minutes.

Ah well, mid table obscurity again.

I´ve parked on the housing estate at the back of the old Lookers Stand for 10+ years for similar reasons to yours and my car has never been interfered with....

Ive been to many brothels and ive never been interfered with

I actually think that's your worst attempt at a sentence yet.

Thats quite good, i understood the words just in a manner i am unsure of.

I booed at half time, as those wenches who serve the food ran out of steak and pepper pies and the dont have the courtesy to stir my bovril!

Thats probably what you all heard.

I went in the club shop today all intent on buying the new shirt, not that cheap Galackdickovs shirt, as its a bag of !

But to say the quality of football shirts are bad nowadays, there was a time when i wouldnt blink an eye when buying a new latics kit, and even of i couldnt afford it back then i would still find a way.

Now i have to say i would rather spend the money on , off a naughty mancunian lady!

taylor at his best is the left wing player in league one

Last time i used the personal touch i spent 3 months in her majesty's!

You know when you wish you had never clicked on a thread???

I think you look dashing Andy, surely you should find yourself a nice muslim woman and settle down?

Ahhh right, my lack of giving a :censored: is catching up with me!

Why is he called Matt D Carr and not just Matt Carr?

Is he wanted by the inland revenue?

I like him, can we keep him?

Pweeeeasseeeee!

And to answer your question young whipper snapper, we are never scared of a season, we are Oldham and are used to droll, lifeless :censored:e!

You kinda get used to that really.

If I had my way hanging. Yes, hanging should do the trick.

I wouldnt mind but i normally do it on OAP day!

How do i stop touching myself innapropriately outside the girls changing room at Oldham Sports Centre?

Please oh wise one, answer me this, as i have many more unanswered questions!

Ive lost count now!

Thats 1!

I dont know what everybody else thinks but after signing 2 players who will be on a decent wage do you think we have enough budget to get anyone else decent!

If it has been wasted on 2 players i think the board should take a serious look at themselves!

Summat to do with the Welsh FA, I suspect.

New Zealand i heard!

And the forms were sent by carrier pigeon!

Wow, please dont tell me you went back through all the posts to prove that he had got something right!

Awww you love him!

I had a curry, i cant confirm when i do a dump, but im hopefull!

Keep your eyes on Sky Sports News, actually just look for smoke signals, you will get it quicker than the OS!

I would love to still buy the Rothmans year book and crack one off over it!

Really? im sure i read that somewhere else as well!

I really want to see this training lark, seems like a popular thing!

Can you buy a season ticket for training?