DavidCollinge

were you the bloke speaking to me in the gym a while back?

Bodycheck ?

Posh Spice is a slapper

who reads 'Oh When The Blues'

and when this thread is finished

It'll be interesting who she sues.

Posh Spice is a lovely girl

She's married to a hunk

So when you've read this thread my dear

Dont sue me, sue Leezyverpunk!...

For me it would have to be;

• Eraserhead
• One flew over the cuckoos nest
• The shining

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2. refreshments sellers mingling about throughout the game.

 

Those'll do for a start!

That might work, also keep queues down at 1/2 time.

Went to see Toronto Bluejays recently (baseball) and they had food coming round all the game it was a non stop food fest,

thats probably why i'm 15 stone.....Doh!

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in the main stand for the moaning brigade,how about a compimentary blanket for keeping your legs warm,or a balaclave with just eye holes to stop them moaning.

Whatever happened to those cushions you could rent in the mainstand?

If we disregard a price reduction....

For me it would be increased leg room. Wherever i sit i find that my knees are pushed up into the back of the chair in

front and usually someones knees in my back. I'm not a giant at 5'11" and 15 stone.

Is there a set distance the pitch should be?

I stand regularly in time with corners. moments of excitement etc more for knee relief than anything else.

I can see the time coming when the club are presented with there first DVT claim.

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Defamation is any published material that damages the reputation of an individual or an organisation. This covers material on the internet. You can only publish defamatory material if it comes within one of the recognised legal defences. If it doesn’t, the publication will amount to libel and you may have to pay substantial damages.

 

Unfortunately in the UK, libel law protects individuals or organisations from unwarranted, mistaken or untruthful attacks on their reputation. The burden of proof lies with the defendant. In the US however, their laws are the other way around - which is the way it should be - the defamed party must prove that the statement are false.

So if Posh Spice read (assuming she can read) our "Posh Spice is a Slapper" thread? could we be in trouble?

Latics 3 - 1 Hudds

Hughes

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Hartlepool 1-1 Latics

Hughes

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Glossop do any of you drink in 'the globe' funny place

Yeah, since the Gloveworks burnt down i've had a few good nights in the Globe, young student crowd, bands on up stairs.

She thinks shes fat and ugly

so she does it in the dark

But when shes shaggin' Beckham

She screams "GET DOWN TO BOUNDARY PARK"

One of my good mates is a Huddersfield fan, and we enjoy regular banter on the matter. He wants to come to the game on 27th September at BP, and we'd like to sit together just for a bit of banter and a pint at half time.

 

What are people's thoughts on this. Of course he wont be wearing a shirt/scarf, but would any of you have a problem with that?

He might...he'll be freezing...

Now Dave puts it around a bit

Hes always in a rush

But when shes Shaggin Beckham

She has an itchy bush

Shes always fancied fat blokes

she thinks there really hot

but when shes shaggin Beckham

She dreams of Ian Stott

Shes always on her PC

looking at the news

But when shes shaggin Beckham

Shes wishing she was on OWT Blues

The maid & servents live outside

in a tatty tent.

But when shes shaggin Beckham

She asks " Did the earth move?"

NO.....it was the Collider Experiment.........

Whats all the fuss about this Collina experiment.

I saw the Soccer Aid game he just fell over he wasn't fouled or anything.........

Its probably just a sprain no need for all this media nonsence..

Its not the end of the world is it!?...

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She has a taste for footie players

and on the dance floor she's a demon

but when shes shaggin Beckham

she can taste David(s) Seamen.....

Nooooooo - enuff to gimme nightmares!! Yeuch - I need a shower!!

Dont give me that, you would after a few beers

Oldham 2 - 0 MK

Taylor

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If she entered the X factor

she wouldn't get past Simon Cowell

But when shes shaggin' Beckham

Shes dreaming of Rummy the Owl

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She doesn't worry about petrol prices

or her tax returns

But when shes shaggin' Beckham

Shes dreaming about Diego's sideburns

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She knows Daves no angel

hes definately no monk

But when shes shaggin' Beckham

Shes dreaming of Leezyverpunk

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Whats your fav. car you have owned (thats owned not stolen)

In the mid 80s i was lucky enough to afford a 3 year old Peugeot 205 GTI (1.6 model couldn't afford the 1.9 version)

It was white with white alloy wheels.

If i remember rightly there was 3 hot hatches which everyone wanted

• Peugeot 205
• Fiesta XR2
• Renault 5 GT Turbo

My mate gat a Renault which was like sh** off a shovel but imo didn't look that good whereas i can remember

pulling up outside the Roebuck in Alkrington on a hot summers night in my 205 feeling like the dogs boll****.

Those were the days!

I've got a plastic face and silicon tits,

But while i'm shagging Beckham

I wear Oldhams Kits

She's scored more than Hughes

But when she's shagging Beckham

She wishes she was Rebecca Loos

Her face is spotty and orange

But when she's shagging Beckham

She wishes it was Dave Collinge

That was indeed where I felt my best intentions may have started to go wrong

Hear today gonorrhea tomorrow...

best gig EVER lol. oldham players drinking tho, not happy about that especially 36 hours before a game, bored them with it. wont name them but its not hard to guess.

Who else was there with Taylor?

Not being a Glossopian, but having driven through the town for over 30 years (now avoid it via Charlesworth and Broadbottom) may I suggest that you be known as:

 

Glossop Oldham Athletic Loyal Supporters

I like that....we could sing

GOALS you can hear us sing

We've got Chris on the wing

We're undefeatable

We are GOALS

To the tune of Gold (Spandau Ballet)

Now..... G.O.O.L.I.E.S. (Glossop Oldham Origin Loyal Independent Elite Supporters ) is another story, there is already a B.A.L.L.S.

too much testosterone for my liking

How about G.H.O.O.L.I.E.S. (Glossop & Hadfield Oldham Origin Loyal Independent Elite Supporters)

We could scare the opposition with the chant

GHOOLIES Gonna Get Ya

GHOOLIES Gonna Get Ya ....repeat to fade!

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