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Has this sold out yet?!
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Is he going the match beforehand?
Sure is
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I went to the local brothel and asked for something kinky, I was shown into a room and then this tart stuffed a set of jump leads up my arse, it was good but I can't believe how much she charged me.
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You want to get him on for the second half
I tried to call him yesterday and all I could hear was shuffling (phone in pocket)
When i eventually got through to him he said, I just had a run to Stretford and back!! fit as a fiddle still
Sure he would score a couple of headers!!
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A penguin walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'Has my brother been in'.
The bar tender replies 'I dunno, what does he look like?'
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When I was younger my dad worked on the roadworks. I was convinced he was stealing from work, but couldn't prove it. But when I got home all the signs were there.
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They say a woman's fanny is like a shed roof...if you don't nail it hard enough it will probably end up next door!
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I was once obsessed with stealing meat. I was once going to Morrisons and saw the juiciest sirloins on the top shelf. I was going to nick them but the steaks were too high.
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Irish historians have discovered what they believe to be the headstone from the worlds oldest man, he was a 193 and called Miles from Dublin.
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Condolences to you and your family mate.
Thanks.
Forgot to say thats my nephew with rog not me
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Source?
His dad Dick is/was my Grandad i don't have a scource.
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Sadly Rogers dad died of cancer two weeks ago, The Funeral was on Wednesday.
Not sure anyone knew of him but he was a top bloke.
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Just spoke to Roger and he said the reason it was unanounced was due to the fact he wasn't defo going untill the Saturday morning for a couple of reasons! The club couldn't say for sure he would be there But he said he was overwelmed by the reaction and had a great day looked after very well and to thank everyone!
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Thats were I thought he may have got embarrassed He did make the day for many many latic fans, thank him for that from us all
will do speak to him tomoz, going to ask him why he kept it quite aswell, he didn't tell me about it
and i've been trying to get him to go for a long time!!!
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Did Roger like it Though???? he did get one hell of a welcome, I almost felt embarrassed for him at one stage he didnt know what hit him
I know yes ha ha He loved it though but he's really shy! Gavin took a video of it on his phone and pmsl when someone kissed his foot on the pitch!!
he hates praise he gets embarresed!!!!
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Our Gavin was loving it lol!!! Free bar in the directors box.
Thats his son btw.
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Our Gavin was loving it lol!!! Free bar in the directors box.
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1 Leyton Orient
2 Havant & Waterlooville or Brentford
3 Blyth Spartans
4 Notts County
5 Torquay United
6 Oxford United or Dorchester Town
7 Gillingham
8 AFC Wimbledon or Wycombe Wanderers
9 Millwall
10 Carlisle United or Grays Athletic
11 Team Bath or Forest Green Rovers
12 Eastbourne Borough or Barrow
13 AFC Hornchurch or Peterborough United
14 Yeovil Town or Stockport County
15 Leiston or Fleetwood Town
16 Accrington Stanley or Tranmere Rovers
17 Scunthorpe United
18 AFC Bournemouth
19 Brighton & Hove Albion or Hartlepool United
20 Aldershot Town or Rotherham United
21 Morecambe
22 Port Vale
23 Alfreton Town
24 Kidderminster Harriers
25 Leicester City
26 Bradford City
27 Darlington or Droylsden
28 Chesterfield
29 AFC Telford United or Southend United
30 Curzon Ashton
31 Histon
32 Kettering Town or Lincoln City
33 Barnet or Rochdale
34 Hereford United or Dagenham & Redbridge
35 Cheltenham Town or Oldham Athletic
36 Luton Town or Altrincham
37 Crewe Alexandra
38 Eastwood Town
39 Leeds United or Northampton Town
40 Macclesfield Town
Hope you cut and paste that !!!
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Tomorrow i think. When is the replay?
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Paddy and Murphy in London
Two Irishmen were strolling down Oxford Street in London.
Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you look at that shop over there. I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"
Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are. Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin, so we would."
Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't."
Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No he won't."
"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English."
So the two go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Warren Mitchell impression; "Alwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'."
Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles and says to Paddy, "You're Irish aren't you?"
Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be Jesus. Mary mother of Christ, if that ain't me best English accent? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish?"
The owner replied, "Because this is a Dry Cleaners!"
Paddy and Murphy are walking around looking for work when Paddy sees a sign, "Tree fellers wanted". Paddy says to Murphy, its a pitty theres only two of us.
paddy and murphy were sailing their boat in the sea.... they both realised there was water coming into the boat through a hole, paddy grabbed a saw and started sawing another hole... murphy asks paddy why he is sawing another hole ine the boat to which paddy replies 'well u see murphy, the water is gonna come in through this hole, and go out again through that hole'
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A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1209/spurswindp1.jpg
Spurs finally win a game
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Jersey. Originally Sale Manchester.
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Love the album!
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They do show up on ebay from time to time, both the original videos and DVD copies.
If anyone comes across one, give us a shout wouldn't mind getting one for him
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Nice one not seen that one! well before his bald patch!!!
Roger Palmer this Saturday !
in The opinions4u Terraces - Latics Forum
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How cold is it there at the mo, Is it tights and thermals?!!