jerseyblue

How cold is it there at the mo, Is it tights and thermals?!!

Has this sold out yet?!

Sure is

I went to the local brothel and asked for something kinky, I was shown into a room and then this tart stuffed a set of jump leads up my arse, it was good but I can't believe how much she charged me.

You want to get him on for the second half I tried to call him yesterday and all I could hear was shuffling (phone in pocket) When i eventually got through to him he said, I just had a run to Stretford and back!! fit as a fiddle still Sure he would score a couple of headers!!

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He'll be there

Thanks. Forgot to say thats my nephew with rog not me

Pic last week when we went for a drink after hearing the news.

Source? His dad Dick is/was my Grandad i don't have a scource.

Sadly Rogers dad died of cancer two weeks ago, The Funeral was on Wednesday. Not sure anyone knew of him but he was a top bloke.

Just spoke to Roger and he said the reason it was unanounced was due to the fact he wasn't defo going untill the Saturday morning for a couple of reasons! The club couldn't say for sure he would be there But he said he was overwelmed by the reaction and had a great day looked after very well and to thank everyone!

will do speak to him tomoz, going to ask him why he kept it quite aswell, he didn't tell me about it and i've been trying to get him to go for a long time!!!

I know yes ha ha He loved it though but he's really shy! Gavin took a video of it on his phone and pmsl when someone kissed his foot on the pitch!! he hates praise he gets embarresed!!!!

Thats his son btw.