Ketsbaia

Underground walkways. It's 5 minutes tops.

:censored:! So 2-0 defeat then...

Nah, can't make it unfortunately.

Saving my jinx for D&R or Orient.

That's entirely acceptable, o4u.

And +1 on the Victoria Line/Green Park/Piccadilly Line route.

... you may as well do it spectacularly.

Five unanswered goals is a right old hiding. Gives the defence coach something to think about.

Personally, I hope he 'just misses out' all season.

We'd be right up there.

I used to drink in the Brook and the Queens and the Royal.

This is a good 20 years ago now, though.

Good times.

Typical OASIS day out

Innit.

Looking forward to Orient and Dagenham & Redbridge already.

I think you'll all find I was the first to call for his head on the new manager thread yesterday.

All very positive except he won't be bringing anyone in until he has assessed the current crop in pre-season !!!??

Not good enough.

Dickov out!

Does it matter? Let's face it, whoever we appoint is gonna get two months tops and if we don't win every game playing Brazilian-style football, the knives will be out.

I used to like tractors, but I'm not so keen any more.

I guess you could call me an extractor fan.

184 all out. Pathetic.

53/4 against the might of Essex.

Dismal. Just dismal.

Can't we sign anyone who can bat?

The Tory's can -- off they only won five seats.

 

:censored:houses.

 

The coalition can -- off for being a bunch of :censored: posh bastards with so called opposing views becoming best mates.

 

The Lib Dems can -- off for turning their backs on the wishes of their people.

 

Cameron can -- off with his Hitler hair.

 

Clegg can -- off with his £28k a year private school.

 

The number ten cat cat -- off and get run over by a bus for being a turncoat cat b--.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Yep, mine too yesterday. Happy belated to yourself too. I've ordered a win and won't accept anything less.

Don't know about you, underdog, but I went out and got royally spannered tonight on the strength of that win.

Four points from two tricky away ties? Oh go on then. If you insist.

*hic*

Wahey. Nice one, lads. Time to go out and get leathered, then...

Could do with getting rid of Woakes and Carter.

I see our opening batsmen have a bit more steel about them this year, then...

My birthday on Saturday too.

Two wins this week, plz.

Ta.

Honest question. Why are they a bunch of cocks?

For failing to grasp the simplest of notions about publicly owned companies when they were spouting their 'Manchester United Is Not For Sale' nonsense.

Of course it's for sale... it's floated on the stock exchange. You bunch of cocks.

Honestly.

If you want to watch a "small" team why would you choose Oldham over FC United considering the distance ?

Because FC United are a bunch of cocks?

I love this. People have been banging on recently about how much we need a striker and, now we sign one, they moan it's too late.

Priceless.

People are genuinely friendlier than say for example, London.

Eff off.

Gannonpasssmaster makes a fair point.

I used to say: "Near Manchester," when asked where I was from, mainly because if I said: "Oldham," people would say: "Where?"

After the riots a few years back, I started saying: "Near Manchester," so people wouldn't associate me with their perceptions of Oldham following said riots.

Now I just say: "Near Manchester," and hope people don't pry further. Sad to say, but I kind of agree with Gannonpassmaster.