mwingle

No more sleeps till the courteeners yayyyy

1 more sleep till the courteeners yayyaaaa

2 more sleep till I start my new job and the courteeners

Had a great time today for Jessica's 1st birthday champagne and cake mmmm

New week, New job and then the courteeners on friday cant wait! #cross my heart and hope to fly, and :censored: right off into the middle of the sky#

#I'll never dance with a sycophant, i'd rather entertain disdain#

3rd round draw time my arse is going 50p 20p

SUPER SUPER FRED, SUPER FREDDIE FLINTOFF

An idiot abroad time!

Happy St.Andrews day to all my Scottish friends I hope you stuff you face full of Iron Bru, Lorne Sausage and Haggis! Good Luck the mighty Arbroath against Celtic tomorrow SMOKIES AND WINE!

Got an unexpected £70 from Thomas cook today thank you so much should help to get my house warm

I thought Andrew Butler must be bored living where he now lives but the fact he is taking pictures of the m62 that takes the piss I bit ill get him a book or something

got a :censored:in gasleak and no heating now FFS!

After many many years watching MOTD I still find alan Hansen the most irritating pundet ever

good god what a busy day!

Franky fryer is following me on twitter what a nutty geezer!

Sandra Broadfield just farted down the phone to me legend!

Hitman will always be one of my heroes!

The only substitute for now being at the football on a saturday is listening to the grunts and groans of soccer saturday!

Can you play guitar my boy? can you :censored:!!!!!"

Love that skysports are discussing what female horses a retired stallion is going to serve! What a retirement

Hey! stay young and invincible cos we know just what we are!

2nd day back at m and s and urmmmm im leaving (awkward turtle moment)

Sooooo happy I got the job say hola para Thomas Cook retail

waiting for news eeeek!