BeckfordsRightFoot

Hmmm. So, Elton John (without wig) and Michael Stipe going Greek would get you hot?!?!

2 bald, middle aged men going "Greek" together.

I'd be banned after half a game. Adebayor would have nothing on me for inciting the away fans. I'd be a modern day Lofty the Lion. I can guarantee I'd produce a white hot atmosphere though. I promise you that.

Thats exactly what I'd say.

Messed up? That selfish farmer not wanting to uproot his family and spoil generations of history by wavering to a 3rd division football club. How dare he.

lol We can but hope? Hmmm, this leads me to think I may know you. Interesting!

LOL. Can you provide evidence of ever having attended an English class? I cant do that because I made them all up. I really hope you weren't still believing them Singe. No, in fact I hope you were. I said everything I say ABOUT MYSELF.

Excellent

"I best kiss up to her because she works for the club" A guy cant make the game, so offers his season ticket to another fan for a fiver. Lisa (whoever she is, I couldn't care less) comes on here stopping him doing it? Totally pathetic. Regarding the Boundary Blues part, he had to provide photo ID when he bought his ticket. It's the clubs fault if they missed this, not his.

PATHETIC. I hope nobody sits in his seat and there is one less person at Boundary Park. What a joke the club has become. Way to attract new fans.

I'm not sure which I prefer. Alec1954 suggesting I could cause the demise of the entire football club or garcon throwing his toys out of the pram over a debate about a man in an owl costume.

As I said in the private message, photographic proof is always available Singe. In fact, look at my Facebook page which I already provided.

Hair pulling and eye gouging are against the rules. As is small joint manipulation. I love the "we were bored" comments. Blantant lies. Just look at the view and post counts my threads. I think that would prove in a court of law that you most certainly weren't bored. There are many people on here who find me very entertaining and it is for their sakes that I will not leave. In fact garcon, I think I'll pay extra attention to your posts. You seem to have some interesting ideas!

Ah ok. That makes sense.

lol What makes me laugh is that everything I post about myself on here is 100% true and you don't believe me. If you ever doubt anything I say, just ask and I'll usually provide photographic evidence. Whats the big deal about and why would I make up meeting Beyonce? I've met Don King, Denzel Washington and Ashanti in nightclubs too. I'm not too impressed by meeting well known people and certainly wouldn't lie about it, I just thought it was an interesting tidbit.

I didn't. Reread it.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt Bring Back Pukka Pies as I like the Kostya Tszyu v Zab Judah gif. Well, all anyone has to do is be in the Grey Mmare on Saturday and you can form your own opinions.

This isn't a wind up thread. Keep it sensible. I think the fact that you "couldn't care less" speaks volumes. Chaddy is currently provoking no reaction at all.

Do we agree that Chaddy needs to be more entertaining?

lol, what???? Firstly, it must have been a really classy strip joint if they served chips and didn't have free cabs and secondly how poor must his wages be if he had to resort to using a strippers phone (which are always pay as you go)!

Strange that there were fewer replies to this comment. Considering that most people on here probably spend 90% of their lives looking at "specialist sites", I thought there were have been more people with the tea bagging fantasy.

So big soft flat bottomed slippers damage the pitch more than football boots?! I think the general consensus here is that the fans appreciate what you do but maybe the time is right for a bit more entertainment. Ruling out what your not allowed to do, that leaves the centre circle, away fan area and perimeter of the pitch. Hmmmm. Some ideas. Paint an amusing mural on the Lookers wall. Do interviews in front of it on the tannoy or for this website/Latics website. During the interviews, all you do is squawk. This could be superb. Make a sign and attempt to stick it on an opposition players back during the warm up. There is no reason to stop this. Make a "Chaddy Car" that you ride around the outside of the pitch. A bike isn't as funny. As a special one off, abseil from the Rochdale Road End roof. Chaddy flies in to Latics. Easy to do. I've always thought being a mascot would be hilarious and seems to be a wasted opportunity. Theres some ideas!!! And thats just a start!!!!!!

Although (a late thought) Minotauro looked back to somewhere near his best last time out and I think every MMA fan would LOVE him to beat Lesnar.

100% agree with every word apart from Crocop v Dos Santos. I really cant pick a winner there.