BeckfordsRightFoot

"Anyway, good luck with your search. Oh, and sorry i didnt come on here taking offence by your comment and spitting my dummy out, im not that kind of owl though"

Not that that was my intention at all, but good. I didn't even consider you when making this thread.

However, if you can help me, I would appreciate it. We need to bring the glory days back.

can you two not PM other, cause this is boring the feckin arse of me,thought this was a board to discuss latics not for you to arselick abit of eyecandy

lol

Nah, I'm just bored of you boring gits crying about why "Taylor should play in the reserves" and going on about "Lets talk about the old days".

Variety is the spice of life yarddogs

Strange place, although I did meet Beyonce there before the ESPN awards at Manns theatre.

Ate a full pizza for dinner????! They can kiss their career goodbye.

Its a strange place LA. Tell me if I'm wrong on any of this Sarah.

Theres a diner around the cross section of Hollywood and Vine and I was in there at about midnight one night after the bars. During the week a lot of places empty early because everyone is on set early the next day. There was a girl sat there who looked about 60lbs wet through drinking water. I called back for some coffee at about 10am and she was still sat there. The waitress said she is there 6 days a week because she heard a talent scout gets his lunch there and she wants to get spotted.

I know I'll be alone here, but I thought Adebayor's behaviour was superb.

The Arsenal fans were giving him :censored: and he gave it them back. It showed passion which is sadly lacking in todays game. So what if he caught Van Persie's face? It was a tiny scratch. In the old days, Van Persie wouldn't have been such a pussy, jumped up and cracked him.

Adebayor became my favourite player within 90 minutes.

I'm just so scandalous, I know. I'm searching for just the right rehab facility to further my social career and meet potential suitors. It's the only way to meet "real" men in Hollywood.

People check into rehab in LA if they spent 2 nights in a single week drinking and ate a full pizza for dinner! They have then "gone off the rails" and need "time to centre themselves".

I was dating my brother last week.

More beans to spill. No smoke without fire!!!

The only thing I've heard about that fight is from a local Hollywood tabloid "Appeture" -- and according to this tabloid, I was dating my brother last week. So it may not be the most accurate.

 

Though I heard it was a mixed martial arts deal or something like that?

I spoke to Jason about it on Friday, he said everything is signed and agreed but Spencer is refusing to sign the contract. He can't say any more. There are a lot of people waiting to see Mr Pratt get his comeuppance.

There won't even be lingerie -- it'll just be the words "The Spoiler" covering each nipple.

Well thats ruined it for me. No nipple = no show.

Quick question on a different topic. Have you heard anything in LA about a Jason Chambers and Spencer Pratt (The clown from The Hills) fight?

Actually, and this might be somewhat amusing -- or possibly just peculiar: that guy Ryan Bailey that we talked about in our last video contacted me about the spoof he did on our trip and in a sort of strange apology mode, asked me to write a piece for the blog about what really happened when I met the boys on holiday, as apparently I've never answered the rumors. I'm definitely not one to kiss and tell, but you should read it when it's posted as it might be somewhat humorous. Hopefully it won't be too heavily edited. And hopefully something like "we did not have sex" will not be converted into "there was crazy monkey sex on the beach" -- it'll be tasteful, or there will be hell to pay! xx

Can we expect something along the lines of those lingerie clad Oscar De La Hoya pictures that TMZ dropped last year?

Ha! Ok..nervermind...nevermind...got it.

Are there any beans to spill then? lol

What does MFF stand for?

I much prefer the current Chaddy. Unlike the previous one, he can fool around and entertain the fans without being a and getting himself (and the club) into trouble.

 

Usually.

Drip drip drip

Could you get any wetter?

I remember him running aimlessly round the Wigan pitch with his head back to front and cocking his leg and pretending to p*ss on the Port Vale goal post

HIS STORY NEEDS TO BE HEARD DAMN IT!!!

Find me his contact details and I'll interview him,write an article and put it up here.

Regarding "his" adventures, what was the combo?

MFF?

MF while F watched?

FF while M watched?

M while F & F watched?

On the other hand, how would he regain match fitness without playing matches?

R eally

E veryone

S hould

E mphasise

R eserve team football

V ia

E very means necessary.

S ome people!

I think he was called Kevin Williams he used to live next door to a friend of mine in Middleton.

 

He won the mascot Grand National 2 years running.

 

I think he quit after all the trouble against the Lashers.

If we can get in contact with him, I volunteer to do an interview to find out his memories of his glory years.

107-year-old Malaysian woman seeks 23rd hubby. ...I cant even get a boyfriend, I think she needs to write a book on how to get a man or 23 ... whos counting anyway?

So, do you come here often?

I remember all the fuss about that fight with the bear, the the lad in the bear suit was in tears apparently and his dad threatened to go to the police, it all kicked off on JK Latics

Didn't he triumphantly return to Bloomfield Road with it too?

I say bring him back!

BRF, your ideas are getting worse!

 

I say threaten to bring back this Chaddy to scare the players into winning.

 

When we were really young, we used to pull the broom sticks the original Chaddy had down his arms. Did you not think the old one was funny?

I thought you'd stopped the fishing?

Eh?

Just remembered!!!!

What about the spell he went through of belting the ball as hard as he could at the kids in the Chaddy End?! lol. The kids loved it.

He was a nutter!

Cant remember the game or polayer but honestly heard an old bloke in the chaddy say "pass it to the c**n", about one of our black players - funny for the sheer lunacy of the statement

lol

I always remember Danny Baker telling the story about the worst thing he heard at a football match. Someone shouted at Terry Hurlock "Boot his c**t in".

He was hilarious!

Pole dancing with the strippers, winding up away fans, running around with massive Owl feet instead of football boots etc. He used to boost the atmosphere when he dribbled the ball from the Chaddy End and score at the Rochdale Road end, the crowd always gave him the big " whoooooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh".

With sparse entertainment on the pitch, I say bring him back.

Any funny incidents you remember?

Another one from many years ago at BP.

 

The opposition coach was shouting furiously at his winger "wider, wider wider - go wider, wider, wider".

 

In reply a Latics wag in the old Ford stand paddock shouted; " Wider, wider - if he goes any wider he'll be standing on Broadway".

HAHAHA!!!!! BROADWAY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA

Nurse! Nurse!!! Help me! My sides have split!!!! HAHAHA