sarausa

Paw is the man. Never forget that.

Oh yes. Very charming, he is.

Definately Abbot. Take what Beckfordsrightfoot, errr I mean Blue Pizza says with a pinch of salt.

 

Something tells me you have a vetted interest in Mr Abbott Sara????

Oh yes. I think when we come down in December I'm going to get Abbott's name written on the back instead of Worthington.

Maybe it's because I've been conditioned by Zorrro's message board signature....who knows...

Oh, was that a joke? I never get anything around here...

Even Beardy?

It's Zorrro! Oh, my day just got better.

It was Craig Davies, Sara can i interest you in joining, the CD appreication soceity for his work and effort at OAFC.

 

Currently i'd have to Abbott, although i can't think of many more strikers. Parker? more of a winger of AMC in my opinion. Next best? O'Grady.

I will gladly join!

I think Abbott's my new favorite player.

Who do you think is our best striker? Just wondering...

I loved the Tinkers, whoever they were.

I am very afraid of this test. If I had a dollar for every Neuro tract I knew for this exam, I would have a dollar.

Brilliant! Who knows, even the rarely wrong Oldham Chronicle might pick up on your story after that exposé.

If we fail our tests tomorrow, my only goal in life may be to get in the Oldham Chronicle.

I remember those days of sleeping and waking up when its daylight ... lol allnighter day 1 whos making the coffee?

Oh my god, it actually hurts to keep my eyes open for more than 5 minutes...

Feel free................ another video????

Naked videos for halloween are fun!

I love how when we're awake at 3 AM studying and feel like we're the only ones in the world still awake, everyone in Oldham is starting their day.

Ahhhhh...less than 24 hours before Round 1 exams.

Well she had the stethoscope in her ears the correct way given neither of us have a pair of testicles to hear with, unless you are talking about using the diaphragm and not the bell but in all you cant hear a heart beat in the leg.. you can only feel the pulse in the in popliteal fossa from the popliteal vessels. lots of love !!

Speaking of being amazing:

Guess what November 5th is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My love's birthday!!!!!!!!! Amber is becoming a woman!!!!

So she needs all you sexy OWTB bunch to do a lap dance like the one the Latics boys did this morning!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Oh my, the Latics boys are so excited for Brighton, they decided they would dance Chippendale style for you!

The Latics dance Chippendale

P.S. Alan Hardy, you are on fire!

I know you were only acting but it doesn't sway any argument that you aren't some weird conspiracy by media studies students when it appears that the fabulous medical school hasn't taught you how to use a stethoscope properly.

What? No heartbeats in the leg?

So I originally skipped this thread because my iPhone wouldn't play the video. After a bit of time away from OWTB - self exile - I return to see the thread up to 80odd posts. It's taken me about 3 days to read the whole damn thing and I still haven't seen the videos. So....

Hello to Sara and Amber. Welcome to a lifetimes worth of misery!

To all u out there shamelessly flirting - shame on you! Lol.

I go to DW Gym, just to dispell that myth about none of us ever going there.

Yes, that is one he'll of a cracker of a pic of Michelle Marsh.

No, I can't ever seem to post pics on here either.

I too think students are leeches bit I'm probably just jealous cos I missed out on all the fun of Uni.

If were not sure if Sean P is indeed P Diddy why don't we just ask BRF cos he's probably sat next to him in LA.

Who the feck is this Spencer bloke?

 

 

 

And finally.....

 

 

 

 

Keep the Faith guys and gals. Keep the godamn faith....

Wow, he really did read it all

In other news, last night's football injury conspiracy theories prompted a video: Our Football Conspiracy Theories

Hi, Amber! I'm not studying either.....I'm going to the dining table. See you soon!

Do they teach anaesthetists to sing?

 

Oh wow, we would fail that class.

You might be right but could "murrayzmint" lose the weight have the op, get the tan, set him/herself up in the Caymans etc. etc. Not that I've seen a photo him/her... They could be, what is known in this particular ex-colony as, "attention wh....., I mean seekers... or it could be just ADHD...

 

I can see the headline in the LA Times now:

"Hey UK soccer fans/players/club officials* - you got plaaaayed"

 

* delete as applicable

If you look at the Latics poster (which you can buy for a pound at the shop!) -- the 4 seated in the front row, to the right side, are all currently injured. How........interesting.

I'm thinking we (as it now stands, football fans all over the country) may be taking part in some sort of elaborate media/sociology project. Specticism 'r' us.

We really like that idea. We've been talking conspiracy theories all night.

mmm i'm very sure she can't wait to meet you..believe me.

I'm excited

I hear it's in Sara's pants and everybody's invited.

 

Party in my pants! That's the U.S. way. Amber will bake an apple pie.

She'll be pushing the wheelchair. Take her out, he's dead in the water....

Hahahahaha....that'll secure enough drama for the return video. Maybe someone should invite Jerry Springer.

and his girlfriend?

She's invited!

I think what is being said is that you won't see him playing, but he'll be up for your party.

Oh god, if he shows up I might have to kick him in the other leg.

Sara, Sara, Sara ... I thought you were being taught something at medical school.

 

Players when injured tend to do one of two things. The first is spend a lot of time at home/pub/whereever like anyone else on the 'sick' (although if you make the sort of money a pro footbller does I think some may spend it on a nice beach somewhere). The second is spend a lot of time with the physios working with rehab in mind eventually getting to the point where they can resume training again. Obviously the proportion of the first activity compared to the second activity depends on how serious the injury is. For example if you may have a fractured fibula around the lateral malleolus with associated ankle ligament damage you may well be doing a lot of the first activity- especially if your leg is in in plaster. You could technically do some strengthening exercises on your upper body at the same time, but as anyone who has ever had to get around on crutches can tell you that's a pretty good upper body work out in itself. The rehab aspect might well include some swimming (or other non weight-bearing activity) to keep the cardio vascular conditioning up, but if your leg is in plaster you can't really go swimming.

 

As to the legitimateness of the injury to certain footballers of your acquaintance, trust me if he was faking he should win an OSCAR and I doubt anyone can fake X-rays.

Hahaha, I love you dearly for this post, rudemedic. They teach us what happens when things "break," but not what footballers in Oldham do while they are "injured." And hey, I never said anyone was "faking"...as a medical student, it's just in my nature to be a bit "critical"

Do injured players get paid while injured? Seems like Oldham would be paying a lot of players who aren't...playing...

And while we're on the topic, would it be absolutely terrible to ask how much these players make? Or is that too taboo? I figure if we're talking about kiwis having sex then...