joroyle

Nice one - and watch out for Lathan - top player!

Nah couldn't possibly do live commentary - you wouldn't be able to hear owt as the noise at Salford City is deafening...

Salford City's playing Ashton United next Tuesday - I'm sure the report will be equally exciting and thorough... So don't forget to tune into www.salfordstar.com for all the worst footy reports!

Why thank you! I wrote that report and it is absolute rubbish - too busy enjoying the `trialists' to make notes - it was supposed to be a laugh - the full match report by a proper footy geek is at www.salfordcityfc.com - click on Fans Forum and `Banter' thread. But, seriously, I'm chuffed - `the worst football report ever' - I'm made up - I'll stick it with the Salford Star's magazine of the year award! Good luck for the season and I hope you sign Lathan up - seen him walk through so many defences - when he turns it on it's like watching Brazil!