true blue Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Real Madrid have today risked the wrath of Manchester United manager Mr. Ferguson by planning an audacious world record bid for prolific Manchester United striker “Own Goal”. With 10 goals already this season, Goal is Manchester United’s 2nd top scorer, two ahead of perpetually sedated Bulgarian hitman Dimitar Berbatov. Goal, who regularly partners fellow Utd striker “Dodgy Injury Time Winner” up front, is thought to be flattered by the interest from the Spanish giants. Own Goal’s agent, Paul Stretford, told reporters, “Of course he’s flattered, but he’s a United player and he’s very happy here.” “And apart from that, I’m not sure there are many defences as dire as Portsmouth’s in La Liga, so he may not get the same service in Spain.” Interest Real Madrid are understood to have been put on high alert after Own Goal’s spectacular hat-trick against Portsmouth last weekend. Spanish paper Marca have reported that Own Goal is the number one target for Madrid this summer, with Madrid’s president Perez quoted as saying, “You know I don’t like to talk about other clubs and their players, but I’ll do everything I can to get Manchester United’s Own Goal this summer.” “Despite reaching double figures for the season after banging in another at Villa Park this week, I actually hope he hits a dry spell for the rest of the season - then we won’t have to pay as much as we did for that greasy, diving, moaning little degenerate last summer.” Praise Berbatov, who has so far failed to impress at his time at United, has nothing but praise for his fellow striker. “The manager demands that we score, and Own Goal has come a long way this season, he’s a pleasure to play with, as it means I have to run even less - so I’m obviously chuffed,” concluded the only man alive who makes the Panda look hyperactive. United’s top scorer, Wayne Rooney, wants to see Own Goal - whose nationality isn’t certain - declare himself for England and play in this years World Cup. “Heskey, Defoe and Crouch, the three of them can **** off, I want to play up top with Ownie,” said Rooney. Mr. Ferguson however, is understood to be fuming at Real Madrid, who have yet again disrupted one of his best players in mid season. “I wouldn’t sell that mob Own Goal” he was understood to have said. “He’s our player and playing him means we don’t have to play that little scouser Michael Owen, which is a result” concluded the fiery Scot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Real Madrid have today risked the wrath of Manchester United manager Mr. Ferguson by planning an audacious world record bid for prolific Manchester United striker “Own Goal”. With 10 goals already this season, Goal is Manchester United’s 2nd top scorer, two ahead of perpetually sedated Bulgarian hitman Dimitar Berbatov. Goal, who regularly partners fellow Utd striker “Dodgy Injury Time Winner” up front, is thought to be flattered by the interest from the Spanish giants. Own Goal’s agent, Paul Stretford, told reporters, “Of course he’s flattered, but he’s a United player and he’s very happy here.” “And apart from that, I’m not sure there are many defences as dire as Portsmouth’s in La Liga, so he may not get the same service in Spain.” Interest Real Madrid are understood to have been put on high alert after Own Goal’s spectacular hat-trick against Portsmouth last weekend. Spanish paper Marca have reported that Own Goal is the number one target for Madrid this summer, with Madrid’s president Perez quoted as saying, “You know I don’t like to talk about other clubs and their players, but I’ll do everything I can to get Manchester United’s Own Goal this summer.” “Despite reaching double figures for the season after banging in another at Villa Park this week, I actually hope he hits a dry spell for the rest of the season - then we won’t have to pay as much as we did for that greasy, diving, moaning little degenerate last summer.” Praise Berbatov, who has so far failed to impress at his time at United, has nothing but praise for his fellow striker. “The manager demands that we score, and Own Goal has come a long way this season, he’s a pleasure to play with, as it means I have to run even less - so I’m obviously chuffed,” concluded the only man alive who makes the Panda look hyperactive. United’s top scorer, Wayne Rooney, wants to see Own Goal - whose nationality isn’t certain - declare himself for England and play in this years World Cup. “Heskey, Defoe and Crouch, the three of them can **** off, I want to play up top with Ownie,” said Rooney. Mr. Ferguson however, is understood to be fuming at Real Madrid, who have yet again disrupted one of his best players in mid season. “I wouldn’t sell that mob Own Goal” he was understood to have said. “He’s our player and playing him means we don’t have to play that little scouser Michael Owen, which is a result” concluded the fiery Scot very good ! just forwarded it on to a few reds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I wonder if United could pray on a bit of Spanish miss-spelling and fob them off with Owen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 I wonder if United could pray on a bit of Spanish miss-spelling and fob them off with Owen? The United fans I work still reckon Fergie has a plan for Owen and is going to unleash him , Every week I keep asking them when ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 oh and from a source ive been told Vidic wont play for the club again********** ***** bothered I know but Its not often I get told stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 The United fans I work still reckon Fergie has a plan for Owen and is going to unleash him , Every week I keep asking them when ? At the Christmas party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 If he wanted to ensure the players got some rest on those long European trips, you'd think he'd just use a video of Owen's interviews... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 The United fans I work still reckon Fergie has a plan for Owen and is going to unleash him , Every week I keep asking them when ? If he’s at a loose end on Saturday afternoons maybe we could loan him to run the Latics betting shop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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