futchers briefs Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once! You only get smashed once! It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft! You share YOUR BOX with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in a hot tub, you get your head smashed in and then get a good poking from a load of soldiers! But worst of all.............. The only chick that ever sat on your face........ was your mother!!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad. Happy Easter!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once! You only get smashed once! It takes 4 minutes to get hard! Only 2 minutes to get soft! You share YOUR BOX with 5 other guys! And after 3 minutes in a hot tub, you get your head smashed in and then get a good poking from a load of soldiers! But worst of all.............. The only chick that ever sat on your face........ was your mother!!!! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad. Happy Easter!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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