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The Pound Has Been Stolen


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The Bank Of England is in chaos following the discovery that the pound has been stolen.

 

The pound was stolen at 1:30 this afternoon by thieves dressed as cleaners. As city markets crashed and flew off, the government tried to stabilise the economy with an emergency currency based on the Queen's eggs, several thousand of which were removed from her ovaries in 1953 and held in reserve.

 

Throughout the day bank officials have refused to confirm the rumours that the pound was vulnerable at all because they removed it to play with at lunch time and forgot to put it back

 

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