leeslover Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 ... Critics disguised themselves as players, says Warnock 20-01-12 NEIL Warnock has blamed critics for his dismissal, claiming they posed as opposition footballers that kept beating his team. Critics even disguised themselves as WarnockQueens Park Rangers' chairman Tony Fernandes sacked Warnock earlier this month, stating that the short-term vision of the club had been realigned to focus more on not getting their arses kicked all the time. But dinner lady-faced anagram Warnock said: “Football critics have been infiltrating every echelon of football in a concerted effort to make me appear to the untrained eye like a cack-brained buffoon that couldn’t manage to get eleven sheep to :censored: in a field. “They have an agenda of stopping the world from seeing the true magnificence of Neil Warnock and they are ultimately to blame for what people mistakenly believe are my manifest failings.” Warnock has produced a 1,293-page dossier detailing the various ways critics have conspired to ruin his career, from steering radio-controlled footballs 35 yards over the crossbar during matches to his belief that Adel Taarabt is actually bearded, 22-stone Daily Mail columnist Martin Samuel in disguise. He estimates that one in three opposition players were actually football pundits dressed as professional athletes, confusing his side into submission by bombarding them with questions about the percentage of effort they were giving during matches. He also claims that his 6-0 defeat against Fulham this season never actually happened, with the game actually being a scrappy 1-0 win for QPR, but the critics spread so many rumours of his side being humped that they were eventually believed to be true. Warnock added “One day, my sacking will be seen as a conspiracy to rival the JFK assassination, the only difference being that people were quite sad when that happened.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 He also claims that his 6-0 defeat against Fulham this season never actually happened, with the game actually being a scrappy 1-0 win for QPR, but the critics spread so many rumours of his side being humped that they were eventually believed to be true. now i know warnock has lost the plot ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 20, 2012 Author Share Posted January 20, 2012 True bob. All joking aside you have to worry about his state of mind if he believes things like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Oh Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted January 21, 2012 Share Posted January 21, 2012 He also claims that his 6-0 defeat against Fulham this season never actually happened, with the game actually being a scrappy 1-0 win for QPR, but the critics spread so many rumours of his side being humped that they were eventually believed to be true. now i know warnock has lost the plot ] That's nothing, Bob.... JOEY Barton has refused to serve his three-match ban after disproving the existence of the Football Association using Nietzschean perspectivism.The Queens Park Rangers ontologist and occasional midfielder was censured by the FA after trying to test the theory of subjective materialism and the non-existence of matter by using his forehead as a medium. Barton said: "Without empirical proof of FA chairman David Bernstein's existence I will continue to give 110% for the team, despite the concept's inherent mathematical inconsistency. "I hope my continued presence on the pitch despite my supposed ban will raise an interesting debate on the categorical nature of competing. "If a player scores a goal and nobody knows why he's on the pitch, does he still run around with his shirt over his head?" The player has had a history of controversy, most notably when he argued that God was dead when in fact Barton had just given him an almighty kicking outside a Liverpool branch of McDonalds. He is the first player to receive a three-match ban for excessive philosophical debate since the 1970 Cup Final when Ron 'Chopper' Harris posited his theory on the fragility of human existence using the knees of Eddie Gray. Barton added: "I will move on from this incident as that which does not kill me makes me stronger at the end of the day, Gary." I don't know what's going on at QPR, i really don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 21, 2012 Author Share Posted January 21, 2012 I think barton and warnock must be taking drugs from the same dealer. I hope he isn't the same one who got Princess Diana into trouble, God Bless Her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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