mikejh45 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 No experience necessary. This is an exciting opportunity for someone to join an ambitious club on a rolling monthly contract. The successful applicant will have: An excellent remuneration package: - Generous starting salary with an end of month bonus (If you get to this point.....well done, you'll be the first) - Access to facilities at Nandos……(hot water....good selling point) - A jacket with your initials on a sticker covering the initials of the previous incumbent. - A comfy office chair on a floor which slopes towards the door. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, mikejh45 said: No experience necessary, full training will be given.... This is an exciting opportunity for someone to join an ambitious club on a rolling monthly contract. The successful applicant will have: An excellent remuneration package: - Generous starting salary with an end of month bonus (If you get to this point.....well done, you'll be the first) - Access to facilities at Nandos……(hot water....good selling point) - A jacket with your initials on a sticker covering the initials of the previous incumbent. - A comfy office chair on a floor which slopes towards the door. Just a minor tweak.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejh45 Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, singe said: Just a minor tweak.! How full can the training be in a month? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, mikejh45 said: How full can the training be in a month? Not very. Change it to Continuing Professional Development! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejh45 Posted March 15, 2019 Author Share Posted March 15, 2019 1 minute ago, singe said: Not very. Change it to Continuing Professional Development! Oh yes......now that makes the bullsh*t even more impressive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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