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MONDAY 13TH???? 16TH????

nice one centurion fixtures mon 16th

Football League site says:

- Carling Cup 1st round will be announced 1000hrs Friday 13th June

- League fixtures out Monday 13th June

- Season starts Sat 9th Aug

Respect your efforts - well done marra (applause)

Can't see the youngest wanting to come to matches for a while but at least next xmas morning I'm unlikely to have to again justify why Father Christmas brought him a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle outfit instead of the Chaddy the Owl outfit he'd asked for.

Both teams moderate in first half. Both managers changed format in second, substititions made difference for both teams, we were unlucky to come off second best. Nothing to be ashamed of today the lads did well second half against a team that are 10 points clear. Agree about Allott. Season is not over, easilly good enough to make play offs given the the standard of this league, we've got our part to play in installing this belief so stop moaning about Shez, strikers, pies and the miserable sod who sits next to you and lets give the boys the confidence they need.

Wish I'd taken me hat I was chuffin freezin

Greatest moment for me was Alan Groves at the corner flag with his back to two defenders and kicking the ball over the top of them but instead of crossing the ball he went back to the corner flag to do the same again. The full back was taken off shortly after.

Ricky Holden against Villa in the FA cup (I think) when he turned their fullback inside out for the first 30 minutes, the fullback tried to sythe him on a couple of occassions but couldn't get close enough and looked a baffoon and got taken off - it could have been the League Cup Semi against the hammers but was too drunk to remember either.

Name?

- Can I come back to that one?

Occupation?

- Retired Pit Pony

Location?

- Cumbria

How Long Supporting the Tics?

- 1973

Favourite Game (not the obvious one!)?

- Peek-a-boo. I just kills me, you never know what's gonna happen next.

All Time Greatest Player?

- For skill level and entertainment value: Alan Groves and Simon Stainrod

- But for greatness and overall loyalty to the cause, Ooooh Roger Palmer.

Favourite Current Member?

- Eardley

Where will we finish?

- 3rd. Then lose in the play-off final to a disputed late winner.

Biggest Rivals (in your eyes)?

- In the 80's was Bolton, 90's was City, not sure now as all our closest neighbours are in different Divisions to us, but probably Yeovil because you should stop drinking cider after the age of 17.

And Finally, You became a millionaire, Oldham were available to purchase, what would you do to make our club Secure for the future?

Re-upholster all the seats in pastel coloured satin and perhaps have a water feature at one end of the Lookers Paddock. Run free match day buses from every town north of Chalfonts St Giles, except Todmorden. Re-lay the pitch before every goal kick. Ban anyone who requires a scoreboard to keep tally on the score. Make it compulsory to speak in the accent of a pirate within 100yd of BP on match days. Free admission for the people with the biggest ears and hairiest eyebrows.