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Anyone know how many away seats there are at Valley Parade?

Enough, don't worry.

Woof.

His name tells the time, his name tells the tiiii-iiime, super Mark Klok, his name tells the time

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If you want a song with Sheridan's name in then try this.

 

To the tune of the Beatle's Hey Jude

 

Oh Oldham you make me sad

 

Sheridan has made it better

 

Remember to let him into your heart

 

Johnny has made it better....

 

Nah na na, nah nah nah nah Oldham!!! (repeat chorus several times)

Have a sit down.

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No pyro no party.

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Shez has assembled his squad for 2016/17, fresh from the end of season form which saw us stay up after looking gone under Dunn, and we get Bolton away first game of the season. How many do we take?

We'd piss 3000.

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Is it pay on the day in the home ends anyone know?

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Given it's only all ticket for away supporters and there's no question it WILL sell out I think it's fairly likely we'll have Latics fans in the home stands. Never seems to end well when that happens.

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I've probably missed something obvious here but why aren't we playing on Saturday? Many thanks in advance

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Win could get us out of the bottom 4.

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I like it. Nobody else uses that tune do it would be our own original ditty.

You are joking that no-one else uses it?

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I know there's games before this but what with the 'Shezurrection', the desperate need for points and ROGER :censored:ING PALMER being there I think and I hope and I pray this could be a belter.

Cue 0-1

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Those finding time in Burton to visit St George's Park may be interested to know whether it was worthwhile to prepare for the 2014-15 season by having a training camp there.

 

Unbeaten:

England

 

Champions:

Barcelona

Burton Albion

Chelsea

Galatasaray

Ludogorets Razgrad

Steaua Bucharest

 

Play-off winners:

Norwich City

I serviced the swimming pool there last year.

I'll be available for autographs at Sheff U on Saturday.

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Who gives a :censored:? We've got Shez for life now.

FOR LIFE

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Hollies - Air that I breathe

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No! I've donated £20 to the scoreboard!

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Drugs are for mugs. You don't need drugs to enjoy life.

You don't need trainers to go for a run but they help.

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Ant Gerrard, Gerrard, he's big and he's :censored:ing hard...

Why aren't we singing this?

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Haha, I love that my Urban Dictionary contribution still raises a smile for some 7 years on.

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No pyro no party.

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Doing the rounds on twitter. Maybe horse :censored: but it is absolutely pissing down.

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Anyone else a bit worried?

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Administartion.

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It works as a stand alone song if just singing the chorus.

 

But also, I've thought long and hard about the lyrics and I think I've come up with an Oldham version. Took a while, hopefully it's not so complicated it puts people off. As doggy suggested, to the tune of Air that I breathe by the hollies...

 

Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe

And the Oldham

All I need is the air that I breathe

Yes The Oldham

All I need is the air that I breathe

Perfect. Simple, catchy and you can hurl your lungs into it. Also no-one else sings it, it'd be ours. Come on Athleticos, pull your fingers out.

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The Hollies - Air that I breathe

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The Hollies - The air that I breathe. I've said it before and I'll say it again; Oldhamify the lyrics to that and you've got an anthem that would sound BELTING ringing out from a packed stand of Latics fans.

Woof.