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During the Moore/liquidation saga I had recurring nightmares. The most common being me running onto the pitch which was beautifully maintained with the lines brilliant white, standing in the centre circle and looking around me but all the stands were gone.

I've had none about this season but I think we'll be champions.

Woof.

Let's bring somebody new in that the kids can connect to instead of dragging Bob's matey boy back in so he can have his name read out before every match!!!

 

Maybe a local Asian dj to bring that section of the community to BP.............that should be enough to p-ss the racist tosser off!!!

Wind your fecking neck in. Tit.

Woof.

It's going to be called off isn't it.

Woof.

That errant apostrophe in the title has tainted my day.

Woof.

He watches both - have seen him at Latics in recent times. His Mum was my reception class teacher

That's a piss poor claim to fame.

Woof.

Cheers oafcprozac that's exactly the one. Does it exist as a stand-alone picture do you know? I can't help but think it would look amazing as one of those colour splash pics where everything's in black and white apart from Dodge. I can imagine it on a canvas in the front room and the wife going mad at me and making me take it down.

Cheers again fella, woof.

*Woof

Slightly strange request but I'm looking for a fairly well known photo of Roger scoring (I think) against Chelsea. Personally I think it's quite an iconic picture, he's mid-air having sweetly caught the ball on the volley, or half-volley and wearing the red and white, lace collar kit. I say iconic, I know I'm biased but it's one of the most spectacular live action football pictures I've ever seen and I can't find it anywhere. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

1. Any grown man that wears a jester hat and/or face paint to a game.

2. People asking me who I support and when I answer, "Oldham," then asking, "Do you support a Premier League team as well?"

3. That cretinous song that goes, "We follow, we follow and that's the way we like it..."

4. Wigan.

5. The fact other teams spring up entire stadiums in a heartbeat whilst we have to wait 20 years for one small stand.

Woof.

You won't either PTV have deleted our archive from 2001-09 if it isn't on video we won't get to see it again unless Glynn (CMR) has it within his stash on YouTube

That is devastating. How is a goal like that just gone forever?

Woof.

Taylor's first, away at Carlisle. He runs to the fans and hugs the fan at the front. That fan is me, it is a source of eternal pride that Taylor's first goal for the club was celebrated with me and I can't find a video of it fricking anywhere.

Woof.

This has been doing the rounds on Twitter and Facebook as well. I wrote this back in 2009, I can't believe it's finally getting recognition! My mum would be so proud!

Woof.

WTF?

Woof.

 

Ok then he has the power to crosssssssss? It's still not as bad as some of the others even if it's complete tripe

Not bad if you actually want us to sound like a band of travelling hair-dryer clutching middle-aged women.

Woof.

He's got a massive appetite, Lee Croft, Lee Croft,

He left Man City cos they're :censored:e, Lee Croft, Lee Croft,

They tried to give him curry and rice but he just wanted Oldham pies,

Oldham's Lee Croft, chicken nuggets and fries.

Woof.

Who cares if we win or lose? Because I've just realised that our lives are tiny and insignificant, that whatever we do won't make an impact, that we won't be remembered after we die, that our planet is just a fleck of dust in an infinitely huge Universe that is alongside an Infinite number of alternate universes. We're nothing. Nothing at all.

Bollocks, it's massive.

Woof.

He's coming for yooouuu,

He's coming for yooouuu-oooouuu,

Matty Smiii-iiith,

He's coming for you!

Woof.

Anyone else got them from the Everton game? I have bruises down my left shin and a dead leg in my right thigh from the utter mayhem that followed each goal in the RRE. My dad ended up on his back in the row in front and somehow avoided serious injury. Was piss funny like. Anyone else with well earned battle scars?

Woof.

You sound like the speaking clock.

Eh?

Woof.

Agreed. A performance is needed by you lads and lasses today.

Woof.

lancy lad, you clearly have no Blackburn supporting friends or family.

Woof.

Just another, standard, run of the mill defeat.

"But we played really well!"

Another. F*cking. Defeat.

Woof.

Woof.

The feckers put a statistic up today about Premier League teams' records over the festive period. We have the worst. Played three, lost three.

To you younger fans..basically we've always been sh1t.

Woof.

Having just finished it it's mainly about Oldham fans getting tw@ted by various teams' supporters. Interesting though, I can't even imagine what it must have been like then. After one game with Bolton there were 65 arrests! Imagine that now! The mind boggles.

Woof.