BlueJazzer

I’m down with an ask Zorro section.

 

Zorro:

 

Is it possible to look heterosexual whilst driving a new Mini?

Only if its the really big chunky one with massive alloys. And in black.

Scotland isn't overseas!

Depends which way you go....

We'd slag the club off if they let him walk for free.

Wankers!

If you build it they will come.....

Get a coat and stop moaning its Oldham not the South of France..... load of soft boogers.

It's ok for you. The steel mills burnt away all the ozone above Sheffield so you're bathed in sunshine all year round!

1 - players surrounding the ref. Send any player off that approaches the ref other than the team captain. It would be a weird two months but they'd get the message.

2 - lack of a sinbin. Great idea in rugby.

3 - celebrating a players retirement with virtual a whole newspaper devoted to him. Yes David, I'm talking to you.

4 - polls on this ere site.

5 - Simon Cowell.

Oh come on!!!?? What's next? A poll to see which was the best or worst poll?

Best - Kowenecki

Worst - Pav

It's first friendly arranged. Not necessarily first friendly to be played.....

An addition. 1 to start a feckin tedious poll about which was the best lightbulb we ever had.

I agree, all these polls are getting tedious. Can't we have a separate section for them? You know The Terraces for footy stuff, Andy Gortons Taproom for other stuff, Techie Help for, well, techie help, and then :censored:e Tedious Polls for :censored:e tedious polls!

We're they lifted off two little boys shorts?

I'd have to go with Feeney.

Sean McCarthy had a HUGE heed!

Why is it so hard to believe. I know a lad that went to school with him. He says Danny wasn't the best player in the school. And it's not sour grapes, this kid is in America playing college football now so he's hardly bitter. He was just honest. Said Danny wasn't all that good at all but good luck to him.

Speaking of which, I've just been and I feel like I've wiped my arse with a handful of crushed chillies! WTF? I've not eaten anything spicy since Saturday night?!

Gonna throw one in, and its horrible to do and not really fair in the bloke but we have a celeb death club going so hey ho..

Timmy Mallet.

It's actually possible that we could finish 15th with trannies in 12th. Wouldn't have thought that at Christmas. Love that they have slid away. Turds.

Feck me, I still struggle touching up photos in Paint! That's awesome. Hope it looks like that in real life.

I couldn't fault his effort but ought he was a bit headless chicken. Mellor and Korey worked well together. Look like they struck a great partnership. Wes's enforced absence could have done Mellor a favour.

Errr..... I love lamp!

3 sided shed with a roof and 2 big lazy boy type chairs. Competition on the official site to win the chance to sit there.

Comes with free food and drink and waitress service. Oh and a free programme.

Could even throw in a half time wank from Jenny or a finger blasting off Billy Q if your female.

Last game of the season, Wes is injured yet again and Winchester and Mellor score a goal each to keep us up! home grown talent leading the way.....

Winchester and Mellor must be rubbing their hands though.....

The good old end of season clear out. Same old Latics....

I always had a spot for Rochdale, mainly because we were in the second tier (then the 1st), and they were in the 4th and posed no threat. Even went to see them a few times when we were playing away. Not so much anymore now were a he'll of a lot closer in a positional sense!

And other...... Cowdenbeath! Can't for the life of me remember why though.......