BlueJazzer

The football club with a manager ‘working under no pressure’ doesn’t exist….

Maybe we’re so short on players that city just lent us a pair of legs.

I was about to reply as to why I voted yes. This says it all though. Good post.

I like it when he’s referred to as Lemmy. I picture him sat in his office, resplendent in cowboy hat and latics scarf, swigging from a Jack Daniels bottle and calling everyone a c**t. Happy days.

Where did Martis end up?

Not silly in the context I put it in. If we have a 20 goal striker who has only reached 10 by xmas and then goes in the window because we can't hold our own water, never mind a half decent player, then we have 10 goals. If we have two 9 goal strikers who fly under the radar and don't get sold we have 18 goals at the end of the season.Obviously a 20 goal striker is better but we'd have more chance of holding onto a greasy pig. Didn't realise the front 3 had been so prolific back in 06. Good times......

"We need a 20 goal striker"

Why do we keep banging on about a 20 goal striker? I can't remember the last time we had one, although I'm sure a statto will tell us soon enough. Even if we did get one, he'd never reach 20 unless he was fringing exceptional because he'd be flogged for an undisclosed fee in the January window. We'd be better off getting a pair of average strikers who flew under the radar whilst quietly knocking in 9 each. Have we even had a 9 goal striker in the last few years?

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! I was trying to work out what the hell Barnet Asian Women's Association had to do with us....

What's all this #bawa bollocks about?

I didn't say anything like that at all. I agree we roll over at the earliest bid, and I agree other clubs see us as a 'historical' soft touch. And I also agree that Crewe play hard ball and therefore also are not seen as a soft touch. Someone said it made no difference as they are still doing crap. I was trying to make the point that if they didn't play hard ball then they may be in a much worse position.

They may be at the foot end of league one, but if they didn't play hardball they may have been in the conference.

The club release no statement and everybody speculates as to whether or not we actually got anything. Lots of bollocks about 'I know this' and 'I know that'. The club then release a statement and people whine about it, claiming it tells you nothing etc etc. I tell you what, it's depressing going to the games these days but it's damn gut churning coming on here. Some people need to pull their heads out of their arses and realise the club owe them absolutely NOTHING. If they don't want to tell you how much they got for whatever deal they don't have to do. And if corney and co do read anything on here then it's no wonder they keep so much secret. Unbelievable. This is my first post for god knows how long and probably my last for as long too. I just can't handle it.

Yaya Toure walks like he's stolen someone else's hips, so if he plays like him I'll be happy. Just make sure we get him a birthday cake......

It's a good point. ^

How about the people moaning they didn't agree with the new manager and threatened to ask for season ticket money back. Then, when it was offered, bottled it and moaned that SC made it a day time appointment on purpose.

The same Korey smith that just got promoted and made team of the season? We need to keep him. What's the bloody point of selling ur best player every year to another team in this crap division. We'll never ever improve if we do, just keep treading water.

I might be thinking of that. Maybe he tried the other think but it failed. In front of Chaddy too as I recall. Slept since.....

Do I recall Milligan scoring a back heel over his own head (while facing the goal) once? Or have I imagined it?

Forgot about that push. Git.

How about an incompetent cheat?

Yeah I thought it was a corner too. However, despite Lockwood passing it to their goal scorer for the first, he controled it with his arm before sticking it past Coleman. Should have won 2-1. And the foul the ref gave towards the end???? Possibly against Lockwood although I can't remember now, in our right back position. He ran across the player and took the ball. Their player didn't trip, fall or even appeal yet the ref saw something wrong with it?!!! Did I miss something there?

Can't we just stick with "your just a small town in oldham"...... I like that.

Yes but she had left the club and spent an hour in a kebab shop, then travelled to the hotel..... We're looking at 90 mins here. She isn't getting drunker, she's getting soberer erer ererer. Edit. Typed is rather than isn't. Which changes the whole point!