UPONMOORS

Well maybe if you'd enquired, I'd have been able to inform you I am currently in Nantes Wallasey, which is hardly a short hop, ya p****. Breton cider by the gallon tonight, lids and I will be thinking of you in that tip of a town of yours while I'm out on the celebrations. Game over lids and you don't like the fact we put the lights out on ya.

OUCH! That stung. Really gonna ruin our weekend, that comment. Enjoy yours, btw

Well done on being so far away from the horror, lid! Nice one lid.

Luverly Juberly!

Royle was on the touchline, but was the beer cold haha!

Ahhh, but we have to imagine being scousers as well my little, uneducated irk. easy, easy, easy......... After me guys............ easy, easy, easy........ Big fat 'ed ain't the answer.

Looking rubbish, this new boss.

In everyones opinion, who has the fatter head - Royle or Allerdyce?