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BT - bet your lurgy doesn't keep you away from BP tonight!  

I bet it doesn't, whether or not it keeps me off work tomorrow depends upon what happens tonight tho, if I have to cheer all 17 of the latics goals I don't think my throat will take it.

uuurggghh, I have the lurgy!

Feel rough as a badgers arse today, sore throat, nose starting to bung up. I want to be home in bed not sat at my desk.

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What about the cases when the crime is fiddling?

My mum did jury service the other week, sent some rapist down, turns out he has previous too.

One less on the streets, he is hopefully someone's bitch now in strangeways.

I am good at predicting the sex of babies, I have only got one wrong since I discovered my gift and about 6 right.

Total old wives tale but if the bump is very much round the front then it will be a boy but if the bump is more out the side then it is a girl. The one I got wrong was because the lady in question had what you could call a fuller figure, not much but it through me off, I over compensated and thought she was having a boy but it popped out a girl.

I went through a phase season before last of flicking the Vs when we scored, I was in the chaddy so unless an away fan had the eyes of a hawk or had taken some opera glasses or some such they wouldn't had seen.

Whenever I did it I would sit down after and think "why the hell did I do that?" This year sitting in the lookers near the away fans I could abuse them to my hearts content but don't feel the need. Well occasionally I have done but nowhere near as bad as some people do.

I got told off for jumping out of trees, well one tree in particular, it backed onto our garden and I would climb up it and jump off.

I got told off well and proper about that, especially the time I broke my arm doing it. Funnily enough I didn't do it again after that.

Better than that even.

D'oh, only just seen that you sent me this Beardy!

Name?

Tony

Occupation?

IT Security

Location?

Born in Oldham, live in Bury, work in Manchester

How Long Supporting the Tics?

About 25 years

Favourite Game (not the obvious one!)?

The one when Craig Dudley got a hattrick, it was the first time my mum came to BP, the family had been through a rough time and I knew it would cheer her up. it worked. Thanks Craig.

All Time Greatest Player?

Frank Bunn

Favourite Current Member?

Les........or Warne or Taylor or Haining and holding out for Chris Hall to turn in to the player that he is very capable of doing.

Where will we finish?

Don't want to answer this one, latics have broken my heart too many times.

Biggest Rivals (in your eyes)?

The nearest teams in the division we are in at the time.

And Finally, You became a millionaire, Oldham were available to purchase, what would you do to make our club Secure for the future?

Reduce the entry price for adults to £15, quid for kids to 11, £5 to 16 - get the kids young then you got them for life.

And we get told off for smut!!!

apparently women say up to 20,000 words a day, whereas you lazy arsed lot, can only be bothered to speak around 7,000.   I am pretty certain that I probably use my quota up by about 10am most days - but hey.

But how many out of that 20,000 are worthwhile?

"and then julie turned round and said... so I said you can't say that so she said that I can say that and I just have done"

or some such nonsense.

And yes, I fully expect this ->

I haven't had a 00 for a while.

Should we let Gillian get us into double figures again?

But she is short, dumpy, glasses, bites her nails, smokes, vile....

She might well be but I bet she doesn't send abusive text messages!

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Trouble is are there any subjects left, at 5771 posts its slowed down on JK of late, but is that more to do with the crappy functionality of Rivals?  

 

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Yup, I haven't been able to post on it for a while plus I have moved offices and my screen isn't in the best place for that kinda malarky - hence my unfondness of avatars and sig pics on here.

Les for me, no doubt about it. Best shot stopper we have had too, I back him to save most penalties too. Kicking has improved and he bleeds latics blood.

That didn't last long walshy.

Agree with BT.

 

Easy to be skiving whilst looking at a text based page but as soon as an image is seen the hawks circle in the office

That is my point in a nutshell.

Without being a total killjoy animated avatars are even worse!

You really think so BT    

Ah, there is that.

Good point, well made.

This board will make it easier for madhat to find where the posts are upto.

Whilst there is a time and a place I would prefer this not to be it. One of the plus points of JK is that it is a simple text based board that is pretty work safe both in content and in the way it looks. One of the main downsides of the fisul board is that nearly every post is cluttered with pictures.

Can we keep this place just for text?

Most of his games have been in struggling sides, sides that even Beckett and one of the top scorers in the Scottish league struggled to score in.

Beag_teeets from JK.

Yay! My first post.