24hoursfromtulsehill

On 05/11/2017 at 7:23 AM, lookersstandandy said:

 

...nowhere in the rule book does it say attendance points are less valid than points scored in any other manner....!

Aside from your tedious adherence to the "rule book" (no one ever won nothing without a bit of creativity)...

...I do like the way getting top points for an attendance prediction can destroy people. Have you seen the state of Harry Bosch?

9 hours ago, rosa said:

'brethren' isn't a very inclusive term.

By “brethren”, I really mean Dave Collinge and me. By definition it’s not inclusive. Being a woman does not mean you’re excluded. Not being amateur and professional champ does mean you are excluded. Forever.

Your lot play on the same terms as everyone else. You get mediocre results, just like many blokes, such as rudemedic. Any cunt can join the Association of Average Predictors. They’re really not fussy. Go there if you want inclusivity.

4 hours ago, lookersstandandy said:

 

...nowhere in the rule book does it say attendance points are less valid than points scored in any other manner....!

Yeah but the true brethren of predicting consider them inferior. And rightly so.

22 hours ago, lookersstandandy said:

 

Why would we ask nzlatic?

He's yet another victim of my reptilian pitilessness on Helicopter Sundays.

12 hours ago, Ex_pat said:

 

Ask me! ask me! ask me!

There's another. Although for some reason (these are the worst types of ex-pats) he goes around saying he won because of some sort of side bet or gallon round. They hang around provincial holes like Sydney or Melbourne giving it the big one, saying things like "I was a big noise in England but prefer it here" when the truth - they know this deep down - is that they were defeated by England so comprehensively that they had to leave. And what's more leave for the other side of the world and the other hemisphere. They got so badly roughed up by England that they ran away as far as they could go without going into fucking space. 

16 minutes ago, rosa said:

Well that's rather misogynistic language. As a woman I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable at the Hamlet if that's how they talk.

They don't. I do. This language will be used at the Hamlet, around the house, in taxis and on buses, walking the streets. Barely a sentence will go by when I don't call leeslover a cunt.

17 minutes ago, leeslover said:

I don't know if I could give money to their boss class owners who are planning to build houses for more millionaire bankers and civil servants and further destroying the local community 

"millionaire...civil servants"

You really are a cunt aren't you?

1 hour ago, Bristolatic said:

Says the one who never lived by such advice. Double standards. Was your injury sustained when falling off your high horse?

I never celebrated till it was in the bag. Ask Joe P. Ask nzlatic. Mention helicopter Sundays.

On 24/10/2017 at 11:23 PM, jorvik_latic said:

 

Couldn’t you go and watch a proper non league team like Billericay Town? 

Billericay scored one of the best goals I've ever seen live against Hamlet a couple of months ago. They were 2-1 up with not long to go. Hamlet win a free kick within shooting range...but they've taken off the normal free-kick taker and decide to cross it rather than shoot. Billericay head it out. Hamlet get it back just outside the box. The lad tackles the Hamlet player, kicks it out in front of him out of the tackle...will he run it downfield to the corner flag? Will he fuck. He'll smash it over the keeper's head and in from 70 yards.  

1 minute ago, rosa said:

Ok here's a compromise. You go to the Hamlet. I'll go to the Tove Jansson exhibition in Dulwich. We both meet leeslover in the Slug and Irony or whatever the Hamlet's local is afterwards.

No deal.

A counter-bid: we all (Mrs 24 included) go to the children's exhibition at Dulwich Picture Gallery in the morning. We can have a nice dainty lunch then go to the Hamlet. You don't have to like it. The Lord knows even I don't like it that much at the moment. Afterwards, we can discuss at length the fucking state of some of the Hamlet fanbase.

As a quid pro quo, I promise to make it to a Prescott Wool Cables game this season.

On 30/10/2017 at 7:36 PM, disjointed said:

Wait and see the mother of all parties when I pull this one off.

Too many false dawns. Talk about it when it happens or not at all. 

3 hours ago, disjointed said:

Only one way to go, leave the parade stuff till later.

You'd know all about delaying and cancelling parades. 

4 hours ago, disjointed said:

Form is temporary, class is permanent.

This isn’t the relevant cliche. The relevant cliche is you can do it on a wet a Tuesday in Oldham but don’t have the heart for other fixtures. 

Can’t believe Danny Whitaker couldn’t make this poll. 

3 hours ago, leeslover said:

Are Millwall at home? We could find out what London working class folk from the area are like

They all live in places like Dartford or Sheppey or Southend. Priced out of the city. It turns out that robbing cars and phones while you’re meant to be at school doesn’t keep you in London long-term. 

22 hours ago, lookersstandandy said:

Table up to date, thanks to Pete.

 

9 folk forgot to Predict, don't give up, get your Prediction for Bury in now!

 

 

Forgot to predict? 

They're sockpuppet accounts designed to boost the numbers, as you well know.

1 hour ago, leeslover said:

Yeah, we're coming down for Southend, whether it happens or not.

 

Not going to FC Hamlets before anyone suggests it.

WE are at home to Lowestoft. Should be a good game. And we've got a window if Southend is off. We're fucking going and that's that.

2 minutes ago, lookersstandandy said:

 

....can I borrow some?

It says "untransferable" on the back. Sorry.

26 minutes ago, lookersstandandy said:

Hey up,

 

There's talk Sarfend could be postponed due to International call ups, which could play havoc with Leeslover's birthdays celebrations.....?

 

Gills might therefore prove the better bet if you're negotiating green card rights....!?!

 

Andy

I have a backlog of blank green cards.

Southend is touch and go for me (it depends whether I'm out of plaster and able to walk). I think Leeslover and rosa are coming down anyway to see other "friends". They've already been to Gillingham, which means they probably won't want to go again. I'm confident of making it down to halting site though.

I'm not saying go online now and stick a bet on Dave Collinge...I have too much respect for Gravity Grave...but really...go online now and see what you can squeeze out of the bookies because the odds will be very stingy indeed.

You can expect similar stinginess if you want money on rudemedic coming 10th or 11th.

8 hours ago, Stevie_J said:

Simplythemostimportantkick did in fact post a prediction, which was missed - my fault, not Pete's - his points will be added in the next set of tables.

If you’re gonna have sockpuppets to bump up the numbers at least try to do it right. Jeez. You people. 

I’m liking Gravity Grave this season. So he’s seen a massive name like Dave Collinge go top on Saturday. Is he intimidated? Is he thinking “Dave Collinge has won this already and daylight’s gonna be second. I’ll try to make top four.”

Did he fuck. He got stuck in with a nice 9-pointer and goes straight back to the top of the heap. 

Nice to see rudemedic get back on the bike after Saturday’s cringefest. The bigger the attendance, the harder it is to pick up points, so he’s done really well there. If he’d posted on time on Saturday instead of trying to cheat, he’d be top now. 

Because I’m not going for the first time in years...and because the aggregate score in games I’ve watched in stadium:mong is about 25-2...

Mongs 0-5 Latics (0-2)

Dickfingers

9,999

10 hours ago, JoeP said:

 

Everything alright, mate?

So speaks another one with commitment issues.

10 hours ago, lookersstandandy said:

 

...some predicting from the sock puppet singe! ?

 Everyone knows Singe isn't a sockpuppet. Eight of the bottom 15 are sockpuppets. Betcha.

I also wrily note the no-shows from the sockpuppet accounts. Difficult remembering all this passwords isn’t it Stevie J? Isn’t it Bristol?

Nice to see Dave Collinge - a true champion - up at the top. But we shouldn’t take our eyes off the real action this week. 

Rudemedic should be taken out and shot for posting a very respectable prediction but missing the deadline.

When he’s been shot and buried in unconsecrated ground, they should dig him up and shoot him again simply for disgracing the competition by not wanting it enough. 

The one chance in 10 years(?) he gets to go top and he fucks it up. It’s like there’s some weird force dragging him to the middle of the table. Fucking BOOOOO. 

1 hour ago, rudemedic said:

Just for fun

Latics 2-1 Bastards (HT 1-0)

Doyle

7788

So close. And yet so shit.

37 minutes ago, oafcmetty said:

 

Been a long time since that classed as quality journalism.

Exactly. That’s because Tarquin and Jocasta write a lot of it for free.