Rosa says she wants me to have her place. Her text message in full reads:
"24hoursfromtulsehill is the biggest name in Predicting and I want you to have my place, of which I am not worthy since my efforts are no more than plagiarised guesswork. It's scandalous that rudemedic continues to stink up the Premier League with his mediocrity because he was able to proffer a bribe like that, in plain sight of everyone. You deserve that place 24. You ARE the Prediction League!?!
What's more, 24, if I can call you that, is that the League needs you. It needs the likes of you and Dave Collinge, the only winners of both professional and amateur titles. Without its History, the Prediction League is nothing. I hate all the lookerstandandies, the nzlatics and the ex_pats...there [sic] just sickening marketing operations with no integrity or History, much less predicting ability. Their [sic] like Paris St Germain or Red Bull Salzburg. Absolute parvenus.
I'm also heartily sick, 24, of the way you were treated back in the day by the game's administrators. You were punished for someone else's crime once, which was bad enough. But then they continued to punish you by bringing it up at every bastard opportunity. You're like Jesus to me 24, and the sooner you're back leading the flock in the face of grim persecution, the better.
You can have my place 24. I can't predict while a Historic name in Predicting is in exile. I am doing no more and no less than saving predicting through this Hara-Kiri gesture. Being beaten by you repeatedly over the years was an immense honour that I hope a new generation come to experience. I love you 24. God speed!?!!!?!!."
Message ends. You can PayPal me the £50 at my usual email address.