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You could never beat the "hoggies" hotdogs outside Mr Smiths in Warrington. Had many of those down my shirt whilst barely able to walk. I just remembered the pizzas from Scandals, only other thing i remember was walking up to my girlfriend from behind and gropping her bum whilst "sexy dancing" behind her. As you can guess, i was bladdered and i dont know who was more upset about it, the girl i had mistaken for my girlfriend, her boyfriend stood about 5 steps away, or my girlfriend who was just walking back from the toilets to the sight of me gropping some girls arse with her boyfriend looking on. I loved my teeneage years

 

 

 

Was Dino's the one on Rock st that used to sell the big 2 pint glasses of german beer? I was only tiny until i was 17 and could very easily have gone for a swim in one of them glasses.

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nah wasnt that wrens nest

so yet again last nights rarely wrong is exactly that

Looking like Jacobson needs an opertaion 2-4 weeks minimum - Hernia. Purdie going back to the specialist.

just found the formula for the season sonny jimmy...Elbow next time any fooker from that team dare to piss you off...PLAY IT FULL BLAST SON..not only does it grow hairs on yourchin...it Gives you a fullfimont in your life

IT'S LOOKIN LIKE A BEAUTIFULL DAY

 

 

dum dum dum dum dumdumdum

I don`t understand this post and I am pissed

I assume you've missed an awful lot of games in that time then.

 

At least the guy's vocal.

 

No i havent missed that many been a season ticket holder for most of that time.

 

And Senor, I dont like to be a boo boy never usualyy one to give players stick, but I just can`t find one positive thing to say about brill. He is just bad.

 

Don`t get me wrong, the players up front and in midfield I have been impressed with but we have absolutely no competition in centre of defence, and as for gregan being ok, how many times did he lose the ball in midfield and get caught out of position.Then he doesnt have the legs to get back. He is fast becoming a liability

HIS NAME IS CERTAINLY NOT APT !!!

In the 30 years I have been watching latics, he is far and away the worst goalkeeper I have ever seen wear the shirt.

He is rooted to the line and goes down to shots like a sack of spuds. I honestly believe a half fit Crossley on one leg would be better than him. If he is our fist choice goalkeeper, god help us.

And going of the subject, when gregan retires from football, he should go into sales because how he convince anybody to give him a new contract and the captains armband beats me. It certainly wasnt by footballing means. I believe with those two donkeys at centre half and brill in goals. I think we will be lucky to win a game. We will have to score 6 every week just for a point. HELP !!!!

sheff utd and leeds had agreed a swap deal a few months ago beckford to sheffield sharp to leeds but he blew leeds out so he aint gonna come to us is he

We've got no chance if they've got the big man on their team!! Chappy will not be happy knowing he's on their side not ours!

 

where does it say this. not on udders website doesnt mention anything about it

One of the gus who works in the club that I manage(his son is a mate of chris taylors) says we accepted offers for taylor from leeds and sheff utd in the transfer window and taylor blew them both out for a lot more money than we were paying him. I can only see taylor going if someone from championship offered him mega money.

when Fleming got sent off against leicester sheridan said josh bell wasnt ready ready for 1st team action ..... mmm well budzt has done so well !!!!Yet another piece of brilliant shez judgement

Tell you what, let's just go the whole way and appoint George Hardwick...

no thats just stupid at least jimmy frizzell is still alive

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Instead of 'we can't beat poor teams', 'Shez cannot motivate the players', we'd instead be saying things like 'we are just not good enough', 'we don't have the quality to beat the top sides' etc.

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Yes but we can beat the top sides we have beaten mk dons scunthorpe leeds drawn twice with leicester beaten millwall twice drawn at peterborough. What people are annoyed about is that we know we are good enough but they cannot be arsed against teams like carlisle bristol rovers yeovil etc and that is the managers fault.

The thing that really gets my goat though is that at the beginning of the season when we were flying, from some reason he started p/issing about with a winning team and started bringing in loanee after loanee after loanee.

The old saying "if it aint broke dont fix it" comes to mind.

has now totally lost the plot there is a manager down the road who has turned his team round and they are fighting for a play off spot and they are absolutely skint. we need to get rid of the tactically clueless uninspiring manager we have now and go cap in hand to jim gannon who says his job has become untenable and offer him what he wants(dont think it would take much) because this team under sheridan will finish in the bottom half and in my opinion that is criminal

has now completely lost the plot. there is a manager just down the road who has turned a team round and they are fighting for a play off spot and they are absolutely skint. he has also recently said his position has become untenable. i suggest get rid of the tactically clueless uninspiring fool we have now and go cap in hand to jim gannon and offer him something he cannot refuse(dont think it would take much) while we still have an outside chance of the play offs because this team under sheridan is gonna finish in the bottom half and that in my opinion that is criminal

I am all for giving a manager a chance but I don`t think that we will progress under sheridan. I think that under a half decent manager this team would be half way to automatic promotion. I agree that Sheridan is an absolute legend at Boundary Park but there is no room for sentiment in this day and age and we really do need promotion sooner rather that later as I don`t thing tta will hang around if we are in this division for much longer, no matter what they say. At the end of the day, they are business men, not loyal supporters.

my dad got done early this season window smashed and radio nicked. silly sod didnt heed the warning and carried on parking there so of course it happend again same thing needless to say doesnt park there now

I'd be quite surprised if Udders did end up in the top bunch, as it takes too long to gel as a unit when you sing half a dozen new players.

 

If they could start signing MK and Peterborough players that would be handy though.

Never head that song half a dozen new players how does it go has it charted

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quote from stockport fan

"windass was poor imo. didnt see him as a threat all afternoon"

makes me laugh the fact he set up all 3 goals sums it up.

According to the Daily Star:-

"Doncaster want Lee Hughes, to solve their striker crisis. He has rlaunched his career at Oldham after a spell in prison, but has a clause in his contract allowing him to leave for £400,000."

kiss goodbye to promotion if this happens.

the guy who lived at the back of us at the time(name of vinny) left before the end of the Sheff Weds game and dragged his 7 years old son out with him under protest. I dont think they have spoke since

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From what I can remember chalkie wasnt a canadian international when he played for us. He became one because he left us for vancouver whitecaps and gained canadian nationality in later years

Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing furiously Athletic on sky, which pundits shockingly predict famine today.

Although Mary had a shock period during half-time nothing dropped from the bottle because she held nothing inside.

Uninterested in crowd lusting perverts exposé in seat, she hesitated, goldfish awkwardly wriggling beneath Nemo.

Subconsciously longing mummy's fingers inside Pharoah's pyjamas, Mary jogged back towards Egypt via Edna's chippy, sweating rather profusely, fantasising about footballing pundits wearing filthy soiled sheepskin underwear.

Mary reached Bethlehem, eventually riding side-saddle touching

played The Universal soldier on the