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A deceit of politicians

A dividend of shareholders.

A curse of mortgages.

An abacus of calculators

An imbalance of accountants

A deficit of competent bankers.

A surplus of incompetent bonus-receiving bankers.

An interest of bank managers

A writ of solicitors

A gross national product of economists

 

A shortfall of Latics supporters.

 

A calamity of England goalkeepers.

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A sway of bars

A bevy of alcoholics

A stagger of drunks

A droop of brewers

 

A strain of constipation sufferers

A movement of beans

A break of winds

A fart of colanders

A run of laxatives

A skid of underpants

 

 

A pull of birds

A screw of hookers

A fondle of bras

A flesh of strippers

A slip of girls

A suspension of stockings

A draught of French knickers

A lay of nymphomaniacs

A poke of gigolos

A rise of erections

A withdrawal of contraceptives

A pregnancy of silences

A grope of gynaecologists

A catch of aids

A gossip of wives

A fallacy of sex aids

A snip of vasectomies

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An interface of computers

A display of terminals

A prompt of cursors

A crash of bugs

A corruption of programs

An erasure of disks

A dearth of programmers

A ring of telephones

A promise of suppliers

A waffle of salesmen

An idle of technicians

An inactivity of offices

A silence of signalling systems

A shelf of projects

An infusion of teacups

A filter of coffee cups

A slop of canteens

A lean of shovels

A strike of unions

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A sombrero of Mexicans

A breeze of Scotsmen

 

An excuse of trains

A stand of commuters

A wait of buses

A jam of cars

A metre of traffic wardens

 

A rumour of managers

A percentage of agents

 

A fountain of urinals

A trip of junkies

A frock of transvestites

A query of Queens

A swing of nudists

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An anonymity of authors

An anvil of blacksmiths

A bolt of horses

A change of addresses

A compulsion of gamblers

A confusion of organisers

A conglomeration of businesses

A couch of trick-cyclists

A coup of dictators

A coven of Mother-in-laws

A crook of shepherds

A crop of barbers

A donation of Jehovah's witnesses

A drip of taps

A giggle of gags

A hang of judges

A harvest of farmers

A heap of brownies

A hub of wheelwrights

A keep of rubbish

A gnash of teeth

An odour of deodorants

A pat of cows

A perch (rod or pole) of anglers

A progress of pilgrims

A reduction of enlargers

A scout of guides

A guide of scouts

A seam of tailors

A sty of male chauvinists

A suit of cases

A summons of policemen

A surprise of clairvoyants

A swindle of embezzlers

A thicket of ManUre fans

A torture of racks

A turf of bookies

A vat of tax collectors

A vertigo of steeple-jacks

A wave of sailors

A yank of Americans

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An anonymity of authors

An anvil of blacksmiths

A bolt of horses

A change of addresses

A compulsion of gamblers

A confusion of organisers

A conglomeration of businesses

A couch of trick-cyclists

A coup of dictators

A coven of Mother-in-laws

A crook of shepherds

A crop of barbers

A donation of Jehovah's witnesses

A drip of taps

A giggle of gags

A hang of judges

A harvest of farmers

A heap of brownies

A hub of wheelwrights

A keep of rubbish

A gnash of teeth

An odour of deodorants

A pat of cows

A perch (rod or pole) of anglers

A progress of pilgrims

A reduction of enlargers

A scout of guides

A guide of scouts

A seam of tailors

A sty of male chauvinists

A suit of cases

A summons of policemen

A surprise of clairvoyants

A swindle of embezzlers

A thicket of ManUre fans

A torture of racks

A turf of bookies

A vat of tax collectors

A vertigo of steeple-jacks

A wave of sailors

A yank of Americans

 

Have you not got a bus to catch?

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