opinions4u Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/53418-Oldham-v-Everton-16th-Feb-18-00 So the fifth round of the FA Cup it is and we could have drawn a much more difficult tie than Liverpool’s conquerors of the previous round Oldham. Not that it won’t stop tits whipping themselves into a ferver in the hope that some sort of cup upset will help them feel better or life, or in reality provide a welcome distraction from their piss poor life. Because that’s how life is if you’re born or end up residing in Oldham. It is literally the anus of the Pennines and that’s against some seriously strong competition too. You know the score, a nondescript satellite of Manchester with Yewtree looking local “characters” and a smattering of scruffy kids existing in a petri dish of human bacteria. As with such places the locals try to raise its it’s standing by overcompensating with the humour and supposed banter. “Yeah it’s reet sh*t in t’center of town but you’ll never have a better craic than a night out in Oldham”. Just f*ck right off. Thanks to the onset of the Industrial Revolution there is a railway station in Oldham where trains actually stop so there’s no excuse for packing all your things and getting the f*ck out of there is there? If you’re going then prepare for meet at least three generations of townfolk brought up on a steady diet of chips. Like some weird Sputnik neon dream there’s some weird haircuts floating around too. You’ll encounter Daz and his mates Baz and Waz who think they’re the f*cking bees knees because they drink ten pints on a Friday and finger the local tragic girls. Of course we’re here for the football so when it comes down to that, well, it’s a reflection of the town really as their players are sh*te which makes it all the better than they put the mighty LF and C out of the cup in the last round. We know what were gonna get, smited lower league players pissed off that they got jibbed off from Blackburn’s YTS scheme wanting to poke their fingers in the eye of players earning ten times as much as them. And fair play to them, why not? So if any of our bone idle bells shirt out of any tackle or have a not arsed day I’ll be particularly fuming with them. It was only five years ago that Oldham put us out of the FA Cup and the ghost of Frankie Bunn still haunts the quite frankly Baltic Boundary Park pitch to this day. Matt Smith, the big gormless lump, was the cup hero in the last round and should be fit enough to start against us. If Heitinga starts then we all know the outcome and it would involve another big grock putting the absolute sh*ts up our previously boss Dutch centre back. Hopefully Distin’s back, anyway, f*ck off Matt. Jose Baxter is turning out for Oldham and doing really well. He was one of our previous next big things out of which only Rooney has turned out quite that way from a long list including the recently jailed Michael Branch, Danny Cadamateri and Jack Rodwell. The lad took a risk by jibbing off a contract with Everton to try and play footie so apart from when he’s playing us, good luck to him. I’m conveniently swerving the admission in the next round that he’s a kopite too. Are you arsed about their other players if I give you a couple of words about them? No, neither am I. They’ve just lost John Spencer’s stunt double as a manager and are doing sh*t in the league so there’s literally no excuse for messing this up Everton. And Scouseland is a palatial land of beauty. Tosser. Edited February 17, 2013 by opinions4u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFC_Ryan Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I think the fact that they're premier league and still felt the need to time waste sums it up for me. Didn't realise mersyside was so picturesque and perfect aswell, I might have to book a holiday there in the summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) The sixty pages of tripe afterwards is quite amusing. "When is 27th February?" Stood out for me. Edited February 17, 2013 by opinions4u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFC_Ryan Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 The sixty pages of tripe afterwards is unite amusing. "When is 27th February?" Stood out for me. Not reading all them pages but bloody hell loooooooool. They really are deluded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 The sixty pages of tripe afterwards is quite amusing. "When is 27th February?" Stood out for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snookmeister Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 What an arrogant :censored:. Liverpool boasts the top two most deprived areas in the whole UK. :censored: him and his club. Forever in the shadow of their cross park neighbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laticacid Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Matt smith gormless? Mmmm degree in international business , in comparison to this thick, judgemental scouse tit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossrocks Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) Some seriously sour grapes on there. Makes for great reading! My favourite post was from an Arsenal fan: What a horrible day. I had 200 pound on Everton to win. After today i will never gamble again. i put 90 pound on arsenal and not only did my team lose, I lost my money more importantly. So I put 200 pound on Everton to gain that money back and watching the game, The last 10 mins took ages. You could see the goal was coming. Last 6-7 mins Everton settled and tried to defend a single goal against a team that could only hurt them in the air. So what do they do....back off and let them pump balls in the box. Edited February 17, 2013 by bossrocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 The wine in Liverpool must be rank. Every grape in that city appears to be sour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
real Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 "the hope that some sort of cup upset will help them feel better or life, or in reality provide a welcome distraction from their piss poor life" I would suggest that the joy of a good result at football is a more worthwhile way to make you feel better about your life than trying to make weak claims of superiority based on urban comparisons between liverpool and oldham. It's fairly obvious that this "person" needs to denigrate others to feel better; does that suggest that he/she has a highly satisfying life? In all honesty it's just a waffling insipid, uninformed and uninspired load of trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonesyOAFC Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 That famous Scouse wit is on show again I see. Writing stuff like this probably makes him feel better about the fact he lives in a hovel in Huyton. An incredibly bitter man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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