OAFC1984

5 minutes ago, deyres42 said:

Our club, not his club.

Not sure Laurel & Hardy got that memo 

1 minute ago, Dave_Og said:

Quick edit required

He won’t notice - the ket will have him in 1984 for a few weeks yet 

1 minute ago, OAFCKeepTheFaith said:

Thought better going forward in second half with Mouche, Nepo, Branger and Vera(!)

 

 

And that just sums up where we are...

Just now, China said:

As a County fan with a genuine soft spot for Latics I worry for you, I know that wasn't your strongest 11 but I expected to see more individual quality even if it's too early to see a cohesive unit, Stott was excellent for us albeit at a lower level but he looked lost yesterday. Then again I've seen us have great pre-seasons in the past and call apart when the real business starts, anyway good luck and KTF.

We don’t have a “strongest” eleven.  We just have one slightly less shit than the others, but only slightly.

good luck for the season!

30 minutes ago, yarddog73 said:

Think your bang on there, was privy to a conversation at the ground today whilst waiting outside the old club shop.

 

Bit of activity around a car parked obstructing one of the exits, steward gets involved and tells the policeman that car is Mohammed Lemsagams and he parks it where he wants, policeman asks to speak to ML who comes out and tells the policeman 'do you know who I am, my brother owns the football club' refuses to move the car on that basis until the match commander (a lady) tells him in no uncertain terms to wind his neck in because she's in charge and if he doesn't want to move the car she will have it forcibly removed and send him the bill, needless to say the bellend moved it but gave me a great insight into what a prick he is.

“Do you know who I am”

I think I’d have found an excuse to lock the bellend up right there 

25 minutes ago, Dave_Og said:

29 July 2019. The day that irony died. 

What’s happening tomorrow?

6 hours ago, oafcshuck said:

Bumped into Urko Vera in the casino the other night, was sticking £4,000 on Red. I said you can't do that, we hate the reds, so he stuck it on black and it won. Black 28. Also reminiscent of Eyresy.

He then preceded to give me a grand and said get yourself a season ticket son, so that's exactly what I've done, also put £200 on him to be the league's top scorer at 100/1, so he bags 30 goals and sorts me £20,000 for that, I'm taking him Vegas!

Urko Vera baby!

Doesn”t he know the cost of a season ticket?

6 hours ago, oafcshuck said:

Bumped into Urko Vera in the casino the other night, was sticking £4,000 on Red. I said you can't do that, we hate the reds, so he stuck it on black and it won. Black 28. Also reminiscent of Eyresy.

He then preceded to give me a grand and said get yourself a season ticket son, so that's exactly what I've done, also put £200 on him to be the league's top scorer at 100/1, so he bags 30 goals and sorts me £20,000 for that, I'm taking him Vegas!

Urko Vera baby!

Then you woke up once again covered in your own semen (not to be confused with the Arsenal goalkeeper - then again never know with you) 

6 hours ago, LightDN123 said:

Bull. What Casino 

Thats the bit I struggled with too

5 hours ago, disjointed said:

I'm struggling with this one, who is doing the winding up here 

Thats the part I struggled with

3 minutes ago, LightDN123 said:

 Plus it makes his dangerous long throws not as easy 

A Nuclear missile would struggle to be dangerous if it only had Vera to aim at 

1 minute ago, jorvik_latic said:

 

He was on loan and then signed permanently.

 

*Iacovitti.

Which also makes him both here last year and a signing this year 

6 minutes ago, oafcshuck said:

 

He isn't a signing, had him last season ffs ! Are people on the wind up here?!

So was Lacovitti from your little list,

he was out of contract and fucked off for a while. He is therefore, a signing (unfortunately)

13 minutes ago, oafcshuck said:

 

No it's quite obvious, what's the point in signing players that aren't going to make us competitive ffs !

Yet you were creaming yourself over Vera

3 minutes ago, oafcshuck said:

 

Not trying to be funny, but thanks. 

Which makes it all the more tragic

6 hours ago, oafcshuck said:

43 days in and I love this man 

 

HEY PRETTY SMILING BANIDE !  (Why don't we have a GOAT emoji)

 

It's not his fault but I believe he'll be the man to guide us to success. BL.

6 hours ago, oafcshuck said:

 

WE'RE ALRIGHT TOGETHER 

You aren’t even funny anymore

4 hours ago, robboman said:

 

It’s times like this I remember how we struck gold with having Sam do the PR stuff...

5 minutes ago, kowenicki said:

 

I didn’t say it was. 

It read as telling him “get the players playing, that’s your job” which is something you would say if a waste of time PR event was his idea - I can’t imagine LB has the slightest idea of what he’s going to be doing each day until MO has the start of shift briefing with him

1 minute ago, kowenicki said:

Good. Waste of time PR event. Get the players playing, that’s your job. 

I doubt it was his idea 

1 minute ago, simplythemostimportantkick said:

Fixed

Careful, that pie guy will be on you for bullying 

postponed - sorry if a thread exists couldnt see one 

15 minutes ago, oafcshuck said:

A poor league start, followed by an exit in the League Cup and a defeat that could jeopardise our progression in the EFL trophy would not be an ideal start. 

And the prize for stating the obvious goes to...

Just now, TheBigDog said:

 

 

My understanding is that the minimising of the number of threads helps keep costs down. That works for me - simply read the latest posts using the button to the left of the thread title.

Fair enough in that case - and to be honest, I’m not sure the likes of Sylla and Vera really demand multiple threads 

Just now, NewBlue said:

 

Not just you. I barely read this forum anymore and that's one of the reasons. Find out all news via Twitter, whereas this used to be almost as good for keeping a track of things. Always used to like this forum as a contrast to a lot of other club's because it did have many various different threads rather than big mergers. 

Didn’t the mods start the “merge-O-matic” craze?

** Not slating the mods like 

1 minute ago, yarddog73 said:

FTFY

Dog shit seems to be what gets you contracts and starts under this regime