OldhamSheridan

Oh Jesus, this means we have to play a minimum of three games in this godawful competition.

Booing? I used words only Paul Reid has ever heard. If he joined us I'd at least get to vent my spleen. I wish nothing but a pox upon him and all that he calls a friend.

And then for his face to melt and his cock drop off. The :censored: faced :censored:. xxx

Just me that wouldn't want Porter (and I dont just mean because he's a :censored:)?

I wouldn't want him, but I may have been in the past a little overly-sincere about my slight dislike of him. I would jolly well wish him not to.

Due to our extensive assault on four fronts, I'm pretty sure all this will be academic.

Yes, underneath Martin Gray.

If Kilmarnock (being the nearest SPL side to the border) is closer to Carlisle than Oldham it is only by a few miles.

Stick your money on Celtic Nation to win the Northern league next year then!

I use the ECB Cricket one.

It does push notifications when selected on matches, but I have never really played with it too much.

HallamBlue takes a bow for Bob Hoskins.

If I were a betting man, and they still exist, I'd put a pretty penny on there being Rangers shirts in the shop next season.

To be fair, Junaid was :censored: hot last time we had him. I reckon we'd have won the kids cricket that year if Pakistan hadn't called him up.

Pubs near Newcastle's ground depends on what you want. But Tilleys and the Newcastle Arms are near. And the Town Wall is hardly a mile away. Well it probably is just that.

But I'd still go on the Ouseburn run before getting the Metro in myself.

Norwich.

Hereford.

Doncaster (old)

Sheffield Wednesday

York.

Good pubs. Good grounds.

I can only imagine how good Brighton must be now. Top day out and not 4.27 miles from the pitch now.

Pick the one that does a poo. Never fails.

Unless another does a poo, or you don't get it laid on time. Or a dog gets into the trap late. Or someone luckier gambles on a different dog.

I think it'd be better if they put puppet jockeys on the back of them when they ran.

Well, his missus comes across as an understanding lady and not as a cheap money grabbing tart.

'It does not matter if they did it with intention or not, the only decision they can make in this instance - and I would say the same if my team were the guilty party - is to give the three points to the opposition.'
-Guy Poyet, 2010.

(after Hartlepuddle played an ineligible player against them)

 

The fact he was so inept at getting his booking at Wolves and made no reference to anyone else being involved when he was filmed suggests it shouldn't be us again.

 

Hopefully there's one each from Bradford, Colchester, Coventry, Sheff Utd, Carlisle and Notts County.

I think unless you are from Clacton on Sea, calling Colchester the North West may be pushing it a little.

Game of Thrones. Watch another toilet like performance.

Sadly this is a bit too similar. Now, non-league football...

Free tickets from players you work with

Tickets are three quid anyway

You know fans. Not your own, just bearded bloke or woman with camera

When a player joins Hartlepuddle/Grimblesby you follow their progress

Wemberlee. You go and watch Spennymoor there as they are local

Grounds. Unless you go to Shildon, you'll never understand (insert local ground with five foot drop but full of charisma)

History. First European Cup winner? Real you say. Nah.. West Auckland that is.

History. Beating Colchester in the FA Cup and being the proudest moment.

Bizarre bests. Billingham Synthonia. Only team (now) named after fertilizer and once longest stand in the world. Also one of the first floodlit games that Brian Clough played in.

Thursday/Monday night games

Ground hopping days (five in a day!)

...I could really go on...

I take it you saw that Tory knobhead posing the convertible question in the Commons? How many people actually drive a convertible? ...Other than my boss...

No, I was just wondering what would happen to me if I bought a convertible.

And took up smoking, hired a driver then had some children to smoke in front of in the aforementioned car.

What about in a convertable?

Surely drivers should just be done for not paying due care and attention.

Is it not QPR who have done the best bit of business down that (London) way of recent? Buying up Old Oak, just as a multi-billion pound regeneration scheme kicks off there, and linking in with HS2 and crossrail.

I thought he was putting it in his son's name to pass the fit & proper test.

Festa showing up at training and stuff is just bizarre.

I too am OUTRAGED!!! (Boom - head explosion)

Perhaps their counterparts at Rotherham could take a few lessons from them.

To be fair, the levels of fan :censored:wittery at that game were remarkable.

I think you need to look at earnings. Premiership players are paid so much that to bribe them would take millions and not make it worthwhile.