chaddy the owl

What music do we play this season before the game? Cant say ive heard it as im usually running round like an idiot. Suppose i shoudl know before i go on air.

John Platt is Colin Moores right hand man so by speaking to Colin he has effectively spoke to John. Got to say though, John's still a cracking bloke and has got some brilliant music taste....just like me

Just been told the place im thinking of with the big beers was called "Buddies".

What for? There ringing me on my phone

Oh, and sorry chaps but he rang before to say that i am now on the air on Thursday.

Glad to be of help Michael.

To answer the question about the trailer. The scene in the office was filmed in the BBC Sport offices at BBC studios at white city in London. The scene at the revolving door was the main doors to white city studios, and the scene chasing the bus was on the street behind the studios. There is a large housing complex across the road and all the people were out watching us, but you couldnt see them as the bus blocked the view.

Very fun weekend down there though to film it.

Yes. Only I'm trying to rub it off over a number of years to prolong the agony.

And if you get caught then just the same excuse that i use when the wife walked in the bedroom.......

I thought i saw a spider in my lap so i was just trying to brush it of.

Or the old......Its mine and i will wash it as fast as i like.

So are you saying i look like Mr Snuffleupagus?

Oops ! Shouldnt have replied to that, im supposed to be dead.

Oh wait, ive done it again.

Its alright, im like Patrick Swayze in ghost, ive learnt how to move objects with my mind, so im pushing the buttons on my PC.

I wish you hadnt shown that picture, im a necrophiliac.

Beleive me mate, stranger things have happened to me as Chaddy. I once had to lock myself in a room to get away from a bridesmaid who was getting a little bit "full on with me". I was actually scared. You cant exactly show them your married with sign language.

Thats nothing. I killed myself 17 minutes ago just to stop myself from going again this season.

Just and update, i passed the details on and Colin has sent you an email asking you to ring him to sort it out, he is more than happy to help you. Arent i the helpful one this week?

Weddings are great appearances. The best ones are when the Groom is a Latics fan and his mates have invited me along without clearing it with his new wife first. She stands there looking well annoyed that her new hubby is ignoring her and jumping round the dance floor with a 7 foot owl.

I did one once thought where the bride and groom insisted i joined them in the first dance. That was VERY strange

Glad i went playing golf then last night with Beardy and Mike. Got a text whilst on the 10th tee which i read out to them that said "0-0 at half time. Not really created anything. They hit the post half way through first half but that failed to motivate us! Dont know why i bother sometimes".

Beardy said "who was that off?"

I said "Dave Penney"

Beardy and Mike pissed themselves laughing much to the annoyance of the guy teeing off on the next tee to us

Just glad i didnt waste 6 hours of my life watching that last night by the accounts i got.

No point asking him mate, he's a miserable git and wouldnt bother answering unless i was one of his "hangers on".

I might be help you get a good contact mate. PM me your number and name and i will pass them onto Colin Moore who is head of community development at Latics. Im sure he will do his best to help you out, and if not he will put you in contact with the best person to help you out elsewhere.

What with having my sarcasm button switched off on my computer i cant detect if your reply of "right" was typed as in "right, whatever you say knob head" or "right, thanks for clarifying"

I'm sure that we were told it was down to £10-15 grand a month not long ago.

 

£40,000 a month isn't far from what we were said to be losing under Chris Moore.

When TTA took over the club was losing close to £45k per week from the Chris Moore era. I was told they were losing £15k per week about 2 years ago but have since brought it down further to £10k per week.

The Scandals pizzas! I'd forgotten about them!! Nearly as good as the burger van that parked over the road in the Jo Jos years. We invented some weird and wonderful concoctions there, just to see how many diffeent things you could get on one double burger...

You could never beat the "hoggies" hotdogs outside Mr Smiths in Warrington. Had many of those down my shirt whilst barely able to walk. I just remembered the pizzas from Scandals, only other thing i remember was walking up to my girlfriend from behind and gropping her bum whilst "sexy dancing" behind her. As you can guess, i was bladdered and i dont know who was more upset about it, the girl i had mistaken for my girlfriend, her boyfriend stood about 5 steps away, or my girlfriend who was just walking back from the toilets to the sight of me gropping some girls arse with her boyfriend looking on. I loved my teeneage years

Jesus! There were some really dodgy clubs in Oldham. The other ones I remember frequenting (And Deejaying in some):

R & J's (Reflections, Baileys, Over the Rainbow, Froggies, Zanes etc)

Cats Whiskers (BoBo's)

Henrys

Moorend

Oscars

Tower Club

Dorothys

Hurricane (Club 57)

Montys

Marmadukes (Kittymans)

Candlelight

Dreamers

Scruples

Dinos

Cabaret

 

 

There were a few more, but they were the ones that stood out.

Was Dino's the one on Rock st that used to sell the big 2 pint glasses of german beer? I was only tiny until i was 17 and could very easily have gone for a swim in one of them glasses.

Exactly. The first thing i said back to him was "so its a slipped disc then" and he said "nope".

I spoke to Dean before the game on Saturday, he is absolutely gutted to be injured but he has been told he will be out for 6-8 weeks. He was trying to explain to me what exactly he has done, but not being a doctor it went straight over my head but it was something about the things between your vertibrae in your spine that was causing the problem, they had moved out of place slightly or summat i think he said.

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics..

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the

antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

The Reebok is nowhere near 12 miles from where Burnden Park was situated. I'd be surprised if it was even half that distance.

 

Also misses the point that, as they were aiming to challenge for the top half of the PL, they didn't build a ground with a lower division capacity.

Burnden Park to Reebok stadium is 10.3 miles if you go there on the M61. Not that far off 12 miles i suppose.

Jesus wept, Scandals.

My first ever night club i went in.....at 15 years old after attending my cousins wedding day at teh blue rooms in Royton. My sisters boyfriend lent me his driving license and i had about 15 minutes to remember his name and DOB even though i had only met him once before, forget the fact that i only looked about 12 when i was 15.

Those Pizza's they used to do in that doorway inside the club were brilliant, why dont they do that in Envy and Liquid now?

Just got it mate, your a true gent and good for your word. And for those of you that didnt see the original thread, Tangerinedreams kindly donated £100 to Andy Liddells fundaraising page. * tips hat in your direction