chaddy the owl

Listen when did I change sex?....look I know I looked like nanook of the north last night in all those layers but I know I am female

 

Maybe the owl needs to go to specsavers.....

 

Or even what sex is chaddy the owl? and how can you tell?

Oops, sorry sweetie, I always get yours and paul's profile names mixed up. Lol

As for the sex of Chaddy.....I only grope women and I'm not a lesbian

I just ain't biting to your fishing am I Paul?

She doesn't officially work for the council, she works for First Choice Homes with me. She is good looking but. Can assure you she doesn't look that THAT in the office

Retirement??? Bugger off !!!

I will be right as rain in a month or two once ive recovered from the op.

The other chaddy has a different head with a smaller beak and fluffier all round.

Here is your picture of the gay dog

Just to set the record straight, it wasnt "me". It was a stand in Chaddy as im currently out of action until i have had my knee operated on.

I went to watch the game and to be fair i spent most of the game watching Chaddy, he was hyper, i was wondering if i usually look as stupid as him? Im guessing i know the answer though

Thought he was outstanding yesterday. Im glad i made the right choice as it was me who picked the MOTM at the game yesterday

It was a tough call between Furman and Evina but i thought Furman just took it.

I did no such thing. lol

I suggested to my wife that we start introuducing fruit into our sex games......She went F**king bananas

Bloody hell where do I start?

 

Taxi drivers - absolute wankers the lot of them.

Chavs - scum lowlife.

Bad drivers and people who think they own the F£$%^&g road.

Pram faces - pregnant before they leave school so they can get straight on benefits without ever having done a days work, parasites.

Manure and Citeh fans from anywhere but MANCHESTER, support your hometownclubs you useless TW@TS.

 

That'll do to be going on with.

Bit harsh aint it?

My dad is a taxi driver and has been for the past 35 years. He's a top bloke who drives very well and is very pleasant. Never met a person who didnt like him.

To be fair though i do know a LOT of cap end taxi drivers. lol

Just from my personal point of view, this is a fantastic idea. Whoever thought it up then i take off my hat to you. The kids faces have been an absolute picture on both occasions.

Wonder if the police have spoke to Guy Walker? Didn't he leave on Friday?

Bad result but comedy moment of the night goes to the guy sat behind us. The ref had to come off with blurred vision, we were sat right next to the pitch when Marc was checking the ref out. The ref said "im seeing double", the bloke behind us said "No your not ref, that's Gregan"

I will deffo have a team in it next year

Totally agree mate. However, it was the winding up of the away fans which cost him the job. I would love to get away with the stuff he used to do but it seems the club learnt a lesson from Kevs antics.

Plus the fact I don't think you would get him back, he is too busy preaching in Manchester on a Saturday afternoon.

Cheers for the kind comments guys.... Apart from ziggazagga.

I'm gonna find it really strange watching someone else do it but at least I will get to actually see the game and see what all the fuss has been about these past 5 years.

Thanks everyone

I flicked over and caught some of it. I was more impressed that my old school mate was on it. The was the guy from the independent supporters called David Boyle, done pretty well for himself considering he originally wanted to become a politician.

Cheers guys. I've not actually seen it myself as I had to play in a charity match as soon as I got back. Great event but I did manage to chip a tooth taking an elbow to the face in one event. Well worth it though

Contact Gordon Lawton, he deals with club photographers.

8 yards Rob???? Is that like when you tell the ladies you have a 19 inch chopper? Size judgement isnt your strong point i see I was on the edge of the box when i hit it.

And your right, you wouldnt have been inconsolable if that shot from 40 odd yards went in.

I have to agree though, Dave's goal was awsome

I agree. Shame I wasn't captain though, he was the small quiet one in the middle. Lol. I felt pretty bad having to keep shouting at him all game to gee the players up. I've always said you need more that one captain on the pitch though

Rob did get a little angry but he is young and just had a point to prove. Thats the reason i sent him to the dressing room before the ref could send him off.

What do you mean "thought i had missed"? I never miss them.

Shame nobody saw my goal against the fans team on Saturday, that was an absolute pearler (even if i say so myself). I bet Rob Stockford is still in therapy now.

Our keeper yesterday was awsome though and he is the reason we won.

30 man brawl? You taking the pi55?

It was two lads having hand bags and everyone else trying to calm the situation. You see 10 times worse on any sunday league pitch.

It was played in high spirits and we both wanted to win. You may have also noticed that i made sure all our lads clapped their team after it finished so there was no hard feelings from our part.

Cracking game of football though. And yes...it was an alright finish from me

No Bob, I'm still the real owl. I'm just not stupid enough to attempt 26 miles as Chaddy as I know how hard it was to run 6 miles on the several times I have done it. I have tried to convince Colin that this is not a wise move and he could do himself some serious damage but he is adamant he wants to do it so my hat goes off to him.

I find it ironic that he is running for the stroke foundation seeing as he will be needing them when he has finished the run.

Aye, very strange situation on saturday that mate. Having to explain to a grown man that you "know Chaddy" but he couldnt get his head round that fact.

I bet he still puts his tooth under the pillow doesnt he?

At the last couple of games you have not appeared to be your self Chaddy.

Thats because for the first time in my life im not looking forward to games. The atmosphere is terrible (apart from the Walsall game) and we just dont look like scoring. Although i feel a lot more confident after last Saturdays game. Its also affecting me that i can no longer attend away games due to coaching kids football on Saturdays.

There is still discord in this house that Chaddy wasn't present for the league game v Leeds for o4u junior's mascot appearance!

So sorry about that mate. I was working, its a new job so i didnt have a choice. I did get there about half time but that was a bit late.

Couldn't help thinking of you earlier when they were talking about John Terry's bit on the side on channel 4 - i believe the question was "i mean, how many footballers do you have to sleep with before you become the official mascot?"

You get bonus points if you can answer that question without mentioning Mick Wadsworth.

I didnt have to sleep with anyone.....although i did have to produce 2 new born babies on Alans desk as proof of my dedication to him.