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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

 

Barman says: "No."

 

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

 

Barman says: "No."

 

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

 

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

 

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

 

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

 

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

 

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!" :ranting:

 

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

 

Barman says: "No"

 

Duck says: "Aha, that's OK then. Got any bread

:)

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