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One of the objections to the club's move to a new stadium could be lifted as Oldham Council today logged a written request to the Royal Mail to change the Failsworth post code from M35 to OL35. This would bring all the borough under the OL postal district. Details of the request should be available on the council's website before noon today.

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One of the objections to the club's move to a new stadium could be lifted as Oldham Council today logged a written request to the Royal Mail to change the Failsworth post code from M35 to OL35. This would bring all the borough under the OL postal district. Details of the request should be available on the council's website before noon today.

april 1st :grin:

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In a further move, they have contacted the Government to ask if they can cahnge units of measurement.

In future, Failsworth will act like Greenwich does for time.

All miles from Failsworth towards Oldham will become yards, and from Failsworth all yards will become miles. Thus Failsworth will become 2 yards from BP, and Man City's stadium will be 2,000 miles from Failsworth.

Due to the laws of physics and the space time contiunium, it will take as long to tavel. 1 min from Oldham and 1 month to Manchester.

I believe plans are afoot to clone Oldham Athletic fans too....

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