Happy NCD!

[Diego_Sideburns]

Just when everything is going tits up at Latics, the homeland of Dean Furman’s bosom buddies is to be thanked for originating NCD – National Cleavage Day.

 

Wonderbra’s public relations consultant explained the event. "It is a day for women to realise that their cleavage is something unique and that they should be proud of it. It gives women a chance to be beautiful and glow in the furtive, yet appreciative, glances their cleavage evokes from men. It gives men a legitimate reason to stare at boobs." It is also claimed the event is designed to solemnise women's independence and power in all facets of life, from their careers to their relationships to their own destiny.

 

In preparation for NCD, BUPA has decided to state some obvious facts about cleavages ... they stop traffic, men love them and women continue to be preoccupied with the size and shape of their breasts, although they are rarely satisfied with them.

 

However, not a lot of people know that there was a bust-up fought out in the courts from 1934 to 1942 over rights to the bra, between a German-born designer, Otto Titzling, and a French-born designer, Philippe de Brassiere. Titzling had invented the first bra and although he patented improvements that he made, he did not actually patent the original. Brassiere won the case.

 

Having said all this it would be too obvious for me to post a picture of a cleavage, but for anyone who is up for purchasing a Wonderbra, there is 20% off until Friday at House of Fraser.

Busting offer

[razza699]

sexist

[leeslover]

Calvin Klein should do a Builders Cleavage Day to let up blokes feel proud and confident about our bodies.