A couple of daft suggestions to add to the mix...
Johan Branger-Engone to Queens another one bites the dust works quite well I think.
Dun Dun Dun Dun Johan Branger-Engone x2
He twists and turns and skins his man Johan Branger-Engone
Hey he's gonna get you too Johan Branger-Engone
( and repeat )
a simpler one is replacing
Oh Lanc-y Lanc-y,
Lanc-y Lanc-y Lanc-y Lanc-y Lancashire
for Lang-y and Callum Lang to finish.
Sweet Caroline for Missilou:
Boots, blocking shots, sliding in
tackling me, tackling you
Chris Missilou, Dum, Dum, Dum
Breaking legs never felt so good, so good, so good, so good
Our midfields fine, Dum Dum Dum
with Missilou the Gattuso of League Two
Missi-lou, Missi-lou, Missi-lou