Matt Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 Greedy pony's late night plunge A greedy pony drunk after gorging on fermented apples had to be rescued after falling into a swimming pool. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7672691.stm Quality. I bet Fat Boy's got a cracking headache this morning - plus that feeling of guilt. Ever wake up after a session of lager that creates a blackout similar to anaesthesia? Only to then backtrack your evening to a point where you can remember the blue flashing lights and the semi clad frolicks - Fat Boy will be there right now... Horsey Thoughts: What the? My head.... Ooo - that was some session! Wait... Why do I stink of stagnant pond? Where the hell did all this algae come from? Oh no. No, no, not photographers - I've done it this time, I made the news... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 When I first started to read it I thought Beardy had been on the Cider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I am appalled that the Government isn't taking urgent action to clamp down on this epidemic of binge-drinking equines. Good job it wasn't in Blackpool or someone would have put ryhipnol (sp?) in the apples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted October 16, 2008 Share Posted October 16, 2008 I'm more interested in today's current financial climate how a 28 year old could afford a house with a swimming pool and an orchard. She could be Penhaligon of Penhaligon's. Plus does anyone have a piccy of her (after all she could be attractive (and rich)). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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