R.O.A.M Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well seen as I've been cleaning my house all day (yes cleaning how awful) and I've come on here and seen the usual Hughes nonsense and the very upsetting news that the ginger prince may be on his way my day has now become somewhat of a gloomy one, plus I have a headache which is not drink induced so should I die before Scunny away please find this little ditty that was sent to me about the BIG FAT CHUNK - DEAN WINDASS Dunno where it came from originally, my mate Ben Courtney sent it me And no matter how awful it is it's better than some of the crap we sing, there is a guy who I know by name (but won't name because you know the mods will shout) name rhymes with FLEA PEGG, the lad is about 7foot tall dark hair, so if you read this please take note your songs are crap. To the tune of the Torres Song His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano, Deano His calves are bigger than your thighs Deano, Deano His tent sized shirt is number 5, He'll eat your centre halves alive Deano Windass super human chest. He'll make your back four look a farce Deano, Deano His chest is bigger than Gregans arse Deano, Deano His chest is like a F****ng Ox, He causes choas in the box Deano Windass OLdham Number 5 Much better than two syllable stuff we normally get anyway..... So I'll just look forward to DEA-NO, DEA-NO, TAY-LOR, TAY-LOR, REU-BEN, REU-BEN, GRE-GAN, GRE-GAN, HUGH-SEY, HUGH-SEY songs on Tuesday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyoafc Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well seen as I've been cleaning my house all day (yes cleaning how awful) and I've come on here and seen the usual Hughes nonsense and the very upsetting news that the ginger prince may be on his way my day has now become somewhat of a gloomy one, plus I have a headache which is not drink induced so should I die before Scunny away please find this little ditty that was sent to me about the BIG FAT CHUNK - DEAN WINDASS Dunno where it came from originally, my mate Ben Courtney sent it me And no matter how awful it is it's better than some of the crap we sing, there is a guy who I know by name (but won't name because you know the mods will shout) name rhymes with FLEA PEGG, the lad is about 7foot tall dark hair, so if you read this please take note your songs are crap. To the tune of the Torres Song His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano, Deano His calves are bigger than your thighs Deano, Deano His tent sized shirt is number 5, He'll eat your centre halves alive Deano Windass super human chest. He'll make your back four look a farce Deano, Deano His chest is bigger than Gregans arse Deano, Deano His chest is like a F****ng Ox, He causes choas in the box Deano Windass OLdham Number 5 Much better than two syllable stuff we normally get anyway..... So I'll just look forward to DEA-NO, DEA-NO, TAY-LOR, TAY-LOR, REU-BEN, REU-BEN, GRE-GAN, GRE-GAN, HUGH-SEY, HUGH-SEY songs on Tuesday Would sound good if everyone sings it, but its one of them that not many people will join into because they don't know the words to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.A.M Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Would sound good if everyone sings it, but its one of them that not many people will join into because they don't know the words to it Now the creator of this song is believed to be printing song sheets off for Scunthorpe but, alas, i'm sure we'll resort to the song that went out in 2001 Stand up if you love oldham yawwwwwwwwwn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfer Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 And what is the Torres song? Sorry but I don't frequent anfield and you can't tell what the scousers are saying anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Latic Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 And what is the Torres song? Sorry but I don't frequent anfield and you can't tell what the scousers are saying anyway http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0cHv_iHyzI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 With a tiny bit of work it could be sung to the "Camptown Races" - Which would then make it an original song rather than nicking off the dolescum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.A.M Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 With a tiny bit of work it could be sung to the "Camptown Races" - Which would then make it an original song rather than nicking off the dolescum. Get to work...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonesyOAFC Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 That's brilliant. It beats the great escape anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc88 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Sounds good to me, doesnt bother me too much if its not original, dont get me wrong if i do like it when we make a song we can call our own, but if it sounds good then why not? plus the song is a bit more tounge in cheek than torres's song "his contract says he's paid in pies, deano, deano!!" at least the words are different. My only problem is, as much as i wuold learn the two verse's for it, it may be easier to get others to join in with the words if its cut down to one verse (for the time being anyway, possibly add another verse if it takes off???) NA NAR NA NAR NA NAR NA NAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My only problem is, as much as i wuold learn the two verse's for it, it may be easier to get others to join in with the words if its cut down to one verse Amen. Let's learn to walk before we crawl, or something like that. Bloody chaos if some people are trying to start verse 2 when others are trying to join in thinking its verse 1 again. Otherwise, class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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