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Thought i'd have a go myself. bit rubbish sorry

 

His contract says he's paid in pies ,Deano,Deano

more steak n kidney pies he cries, Deano , Deano

Shez put the bloke between the sticks and for 40 minutes we give um s:censored:t

Deano Windass is Englands No.1

 

Na nar na nar na

 

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I like this, it's a great start, we just need the middle bit now.

 

what about

 

he used to play up front for t'Tics

but now he plays between the sticks

Deano Windass, Oldhams number 5.

 

:unsure:

 

as suggested below by ryski with some tweaks

 

His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano Deano

His arms are fatter than your thighs, Deano Deano

He sometimes plays up front for't Tics,

But he played better between the sticks,

Deano Windass, Englands number 1

 

Come on folks, any advances

 

 

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as suggested below by ryski with some tweaks

 

His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano Deano

His arms are fatter than your thighs, Deano Deano

He sometimes plays up front for't Tics,

But he played better between the sticks,

Deano Windass, Englands number 1

 

Come on folks, any advances

I like it. It fits too.

 

For any that dont knnow the tune, its this:

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as suggested below by ryski with some tweaks

 

His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano Deano

His arms are fatter than your thighs, Deano Deano

He sometimes plays up front for't Tics,

But he played better between the sticks,

Deano Windass, Englands number 1

 

Come on folks, any advances

 

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Actually it isnt.

 

It's a city song, they sang it about Tevez before Liverpool sang about Torres.

 

 

Not made it up yet but we figured we needed one for Deano to differentiate between the two!!

 

Or could be the fact it's probably a united song as they make most of them up like as follows:

 

When Johny goes Marching down the wing

O'Shea, O'Shea

When Johny goes Marching down the wing

O'Shea, O'Shea,

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

The Stretford End will stand and sing,

We all know that Johnny's gunna' score

 

Even goes in with the title of the song and to be fair this came first!

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Or could be the fact it's probably a united song as they make most of them up like as follows:

 

When Johny goes Marching down the wing

O'Shea, O'Shea

When Johny goes Marching down the wing

O'Shea, O'Shea,

When Johnny goes marching down the wing,

The Stretford End will stand and sing,

We all know that Johnny's gunna' score

 

Even goes in with the title of the song and to be fair this came first!

 

taking off my PC head ..... isn't it mincing down the wing ?

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as suggested below by ryski with some tweaks

 

His contract says he's paid in pies, Deano Deano

His arms are fatter than your thighs, Deano Deano

He sometimes plays up front for't Tics,

But he played better between the sticks,

Deano Windass, Englands number 1

 

Come on folks, any advances

 

 

how about this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DEANO DEANO DEANO :grin:

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