Beardy Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Im in prison!!! Got to go to bloody court, ass holes, all because i bet a copper i could make it through his speed without him seeing me! Obviously i got it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Tut tut tut Beardy, let us know if a moral victory is earnt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 21, 2007 Author Share Posted March 21, 2007 Tut tut tut Beardy, let us know if a moral victory is earnt! Its all in hand my good man, Johnny Cochran is ready and waiting. Well if he can get OJ off, why not me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davegtt Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) Its all in hand my good man, Johnny Cochran is ready and waiting. Well if he can get OJ off, why not me??? But OJ was innocent Edited March 22, 2007 by davegtt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Im in prison!!! Got to go to bloody court, ass holes, all because i bet a copper i could make it through his speed without him seeing me! Obviously i got it wrong! you shouldnt speed speeding is bad m'kay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Just to check... you found a place where the chance was of getting caught speeding was higher..... Error 1 You found a copper and bet him he wouldn't catch you in said area.................... Error 2 You got caught.............Error 3 Good luck mind! Stick it to the man and all that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Just to check... you found a place where the chance was of getting caught speeding was higher..... Error 1 You found a copper and bet him he wouldn't catch you in said area.................... Error 2 You got caught.............Error 3 Good luck mind! Stick it to the man and all that! Pleading the Prosecutions Case Ackey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 If he gets off (and good luck to him trying) there is a serious problem with this country and it's legal system... most would say there already is mind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 If he gets off (and good luck to him trying) there is a serious problem with this country and it's legal system... most would say there already is mind!! HAHAHA YOUR ALL MY BE-HATCHES! I came i saw and conqured. saw the magistrate, looked her in the eye and told her i was the Beard and she couldnt touch me. She took this into account, and waived the court costs! Moral victory methinks? Oh and Chickers, whats this about getting 110mph out of your shed on saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 HOW!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 HOW!? With my superor mind to hers! And the matter of a clean license, and i was summoned without a letter beforehand for payment of fine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Loopholes. Use em to your advantage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 With my superor mind to hers! And the matter of a clean license, and i was summoned without a letter beforehand for payment of fine! You mean you ignored the letter of intent to prosecute you lying git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 HAHAHA YOUR ALL MY BE-HATCHES! I came i saw and conqured. saw the magistrate, looked her in the eye and told her i was the Beard and she couldnt touch me. She took this into account, and waived the court costs! Moral victory methinks? Oh and Chickers, whats this about getting 110mph out of your shed on saturday! i dont know what you mean your honour! i drive a rover, it falls to bits at 10mph never mind 110mph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 You mean you ignored the letter of intent to prosecute you lying git That is a scandelous statement and i will see you in court! She actually said i look a trustworthy person!!! With my Muslim-esque Beard??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Always get everything them. We get nothing. Beardy to sue for slander? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 She actually said i look a trustworthy person!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted March 22, 2007 Author Share Posted March 22, 2007 Is that Mustafa Pooh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky_Latic Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 (edited) Dont Forget your Soap on a Rope, Beardy, just in case. Beardy's gonna get two years He's gonna get bummed by queers Two years with No Parole He's gonna have a sore asshole Flashbacks to Wardle's car going to Scunny, sat in between J@cko and Lags Edited March 22, 2007 by Rocky_Latic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Dont Forget your Soap on a Rope, Beardy, just in case. Beardy's gonna get two years He's gonna get bummed by queers Two years with No Parole He's gonna have a sore asshole Flashbacks to Wardle's car going to Scunny, sat in between J@cko and Lags Always deny everything and you can't go wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 I didnt do it, no one saw me do it. and if they did they can be bought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sheridans_world Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 i didnt see it but i imagined i saw it so that counts. you cant afford me! :mrt: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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