Jump to content

just to lighten the load and lift the gloom.....


Recommended Posts

LINK TO PINK

 

I thought Id seen everything watching Oldham

Joy, Heartache, anger and frustration to name just a few

Promotion, Relegation and play offs

But this one has come out the blue

 

Gregan & Windass the hard men

The backbone of Sheridans team

Will shudder when told there to play Leeds

In a kit that nobody has ever seen!

 

You see we are big into breasts down at Boundary

And they are always on our players mind

But this time its purely for charity

And no calenders this time you will find

 

See to support this well worth charity

When the lads play against Leeds live on sky

Running down through the tunnel the hard men

Will be wearing a one off kit… Oh my!

 

What united did in black in the 90s

And Purple on Coventry’s hay day

We’ve pushed the boat out this time for charity

And its not even Chelsea’s salmon / grey

 

See when we support a worthwhile charity

Reputations are put to one side

We are the breast men of Oldham

Where pace and Windass are mentioned at the same time

 

See Breast Cancer is a big killer

And awareness is the name of the game

So Pink we will be wearing against Leeds

And we will play with the breast full of pride

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Nice One! Have you sent it to the club? They might stick it in the programme.

 

 

 

cheers mate

 

this one is from the other week, hope you like this too:

 

 

it was a bleak saturday afternoon in leicester,

bitter cold for the time of the year

when out of the blue a miracle suddenly started to appear

a 40 stone player called windass, put his big fat hand in the air

"handball" shouted the visiting masses,

has he saved the ball with the aide of a chair

see his big fat belly couldnt move him,

just quick enough to to get to the ball

so pulling a seat from the disabled,

he made a save that was totally top drawer

 

............then Capello came onto the phone

I want the 40 stone keeper

And not for a meaningless loan

I want him to play for beloved england

against the european champs

he could cover for the whole of the back four

or becks, gerrard or lamps

he is going to be the new saviour

the one that we want in the team

to win us back the world cup ..........

.... then i wake up and its just a dream!

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...