beag_teeets Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 ...slowly approach the attacker, grip them by the love handles, then pinch as hard as you can, dig your elbows into their ribs, then try dry humping them (without buying them flowers first), finally take the ball off them and leave them sobbing in the corner feeling used and abused. A reading there from the new Mills & Boon book by a new author Mr Frederick West, available in all good social work offices and branches of the Samaritans. The first in our new series of books also featuring "Hammer and Tongues" by P. Sutcliffe and "I Drove All Night" by Steven Wright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outoftheblue Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 A reading there from the new Mills & Boon book by a new author Mr Frederick West, available in all good social work offices and branches of the Samaritans. The first in our new series of books also featuring "Hammer and Tongues" by P. Sutcliffe and "I Drove All Night" by Steven Wright. What started off as a cringeworthy topic, has become more hilarious by the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I think he should come in to coach Latics about how to tackle, its a great technique he has. Slowly approach the attacker, grip them by the love handles, then pinch as hard as you can, dig your elbows into their ribs, then try dry humping them (without buying them flowers first), finally take the ball off them and leave them sobbing in the corner feeling used and abused. Well, it works for him every week. Sounds like he learnt that technique from Gregan... in a chippy queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 You lot just can't help having a pop at Bob can you? Don't you known that he once paid for the Latics Supporters coaches to an away game? Perhaps there is someone within the Key103/Revolution reception area that DOESN'T know, but would find it actually quite interesting. Tsssk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Bob is our number one foreign ambassador and will always be a legend amongst fans. If the team ever goes ahead with the Israel pre-season trip idea, he'd put them all up if he could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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