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I have cracked Mr Penney's tactical masterplan!


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With today's signings we have 31 contracted players.

 

This includes 1 experienced goalkeeper (no offence Josh), 8 full-backs and 9 central midfielders.

 

Clearly our Great Leader is planning some Red Army-style human wave tactics against Stockport on Saturday.

 

How quickly can we get an extension built to the dressing room?

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With today's signings we have 31 contracted players.

 

This includes 1 experienced goalkeeper (no offence Josh), 8 full-backs and 9 central midfielders.

 

Clearly our Great Leader is planning some Red Army-style human wave tactics against Stockport on Saturday.

 

How quickly can we get an extension built to the dressing room?

 

No wonder there's new dugouts bigger being built, (along with an elaborate trench system to allow Gordon hidden access to Hardy's dungeon to dispose of 'unsuccessful trialists' mwahahahahahahahahhahahahha....)

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No wonder there's new dugouts bigger being built, (along with an elaborate trench system to allow Gordon hidden access to Hardy's dungeon to dispose of 'unsuccessful trialists' mwahahahahahahahahhahahahha....)

Expect a special, "fullback pie," to appear, Sweeney Todd style, on the menu every 6 weeks or so.

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