Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hello, I've just joined today, so please be gentle with me! Lovely to know there are so many fellow Latics supporters down here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Gentle?? This is going to be a good initiation Where are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 welcome! if you value your sanity try not to have a strong opinion on anything, I did and now i find myself licking telephones all day, have to go now, the nurse as my tablets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 I live just outside of Maidstone, Kent now but originally from Royton. Are the tablets standard issue for all then?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 welcome! if you value your sanity try not to have a strong opinion on anything, I did and now i find myself licking telephones all day, have to go now, the nurse as my tablets! Get your smelly northern arse out of here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I live just outside of Maidstone, Kent now but originally from Royton. Are the tablets standard issue for all then?! no just the northerners with special privellege's! I have an aunty who lives in margate, seem to have completely different weather down there you lucky sod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Get your smelly northern arse out of here! Ill have you know I washed 3 weeks last tuesday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 I can see this is going to be fun! And actually, my arse is rather cute I will have you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Leeslover will be along to confirm asap. Not many games round your neck of the woods now, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Leeslover will be along to confirm asap. Not many games round your neck of the woods now, eh? Hold on, we don't know yet if it's a cute male arse or a cute female one. Better send Alex and cover both bases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Checkmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 I am happy to confirm that it is a very cute female arse. Does that make any difference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 In a predominantly male group, yes. Yes it does. I can hear LL jumping on a plane in the Middle East as we speak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 Even if it is predominantly male, does that mean that I can't join in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I am happy to confirm that it is a very cute female arse. Does that make any difference? As far as I can tell, that will mean most of our south east contingent may pretend to be interested, but actually, if they're honest with themselves, aren't. They talk about short shorts. And by that I mean wearing them, not looking at girls in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Even if it is predominantly male, does that mean that I can't join in? With what exactly? If you can drink, you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 With what exactly? If you can drink, you're in. With the board in general? And yes I can, but probably not at the same rate as you lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 With the board in general? And yes I can, but probably not at the same rate as you lot! You can join in as long as you get the first round in at the next London away game. The only other criteria for joining in OASIS festivities is that you MUST be drunk before entering the ground. We don't watch football sober round these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Depends how long you've been down south I reckon. Some of them have turned into proper southern wusses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I am happy to confirm that it is a very cute female arse. Does that make any difference? We don't have many female posters on here, last time we had a couple of new female members it had some of the regulars foaming at the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 (edited) More than happy to buy the first round, but can I settle for tipsy rather than drunk please? I've been down here for 9 years now, but havent turned into a soft southern jessie and never will. And just how short are the short shorts?? Edited May 27, 2010 by Bavoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 You can join in as long as you get the first round in at the next London away game. The only other criteria for joining in OASIS festivities is that you MUST be drunk before entering the ground. We don't watch football sober round these parts. ...theres football matches? Bloody hell, must have missed those. Do you also ahve the ability to NEVER be on time for a train, and always get to football ground 15 minutes after kick-off? If so, you're in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 We don't have many female posters on here, last time we had a couple of new female members it had some of the regulars foaming at the mouth. Im sure they will get used to it given time. If not, they can content themselves with looking at the short short wearers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Im sure they will get used to it given time. If not, they can content themselves with looking at the short short wearers! There are more girls on here than everyone realises TBH. Anyway, can't check, got to polish my shoes, have a shave and find my passport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bavoir Posted May 27, 2010 Author Share Posted May 27, 2010 There are more girls on here than everyone realises TBH. Anyway, can't check, got to polish my shoes, have a shave and find my passport Im sure that there are. Dont forget the shower! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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