joe_lead Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 How about a thread where you can seek answers to all those questions you always wanted to ask: I've always wondered if crabs think that humans walk sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I'm amazed there isn't a specific forum to discuss crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I'm amazed there isn't a specific forum to discuss crabs. There's Beardy's Facebook for that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_lead Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 How much deeper would an ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 How much deeper would an ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? The sponges make them deeper, as they displace water causing the level to rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_lead Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 I'm amazed there isn't a specific forum to discuss crabs. A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again. "But why can`t I see the crab again? We`re in love!" cries the lobster. "Because," says the father, trying to search for a reasonable answer, "crabs walk sideways and we walk straight!" "Please, father," she begs. "Just meet him once and I`m sure you will change your mind." The father finally agrees to meet the crab and she runs our to tell him the good news. The crab is so excited that he practices walking straight. He practices and practices until finally he can walk straight. He walks the entire way to the lobster`s house as straight as he can. The father sees him coming and yells to his daughter, "Hey, here comes that crab and he`s drunk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but they are hiding it from their parents because of the obvious reason. Eventually the lobster gets tired of all the secrecy and she tells her father, who is furious and forbids her to see the crab again. "But why can`t I see the crab again? We`re in love!" cries the lobster. "Because," says the father, trying to search for a reasonable answer, "crabs walk sideways and we walk straight!" "Please, father," she begs. "Just meet him once and I`m sure you will change your mind." The father finally agrees to meet the crab and she runs our to tell him the good news. The crab is so excited that he practices walking straight. He practices and practices until finally he can walk straight. He walks the entire way to the lobster`s house as straight as he can. The father sees him coming and yells to his daughter, "Hey, here comes that crab and he`s drunk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 better than most of yours comedian bob ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_lead Posted February 3, 2011 Author Share Posted February 3, 2011 If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millibob Posted February 3, 2011 Share Posted February 3, 2011 Why is there only one monopolies commission? How do they stick the non stick surface to a pan? How do I know if I have a full pint of evaporated milk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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