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iain Dowie is in the frame for the vacant manager's job at Bury, understands.bury times

 

His innovative ideas have swung it for him, such as changing the players’ diet and introducing a vegetarian black pudding.

 

The Vegetarian Society has given the decision a ringing endorsement and other clubs are watching the move with interest.

 

The Real Lancashire Black Pudding Company has replaced the meaty elements - blood, fat and ox intestines - and simulated the properties of blood by using beetroot and caramel, with GM-free whey and soya powders for the protein.

 

The players have greeted the proposed change with howls of protest, saying "What is the world coming to? A black pudding without pig's blood? Big wrong."

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