Oldham are nailbitingly awaiting the final of the ladies international between Legs waxing FC and Brushing furiously Athletic on sky, which pundits shockingly predict famine today.
Although Mary had a shock period during half-time nothing dropped from the bottle because she held nothing inside.
Uninterested in crowd lusting perverts exposé in seat, she hesitated, goldfish awkwardly wriggling beneath Nemo.
Subconsciously longing mummy's fingers inside Pharoah's pyjamas, Mary jogged back towards Egypt via Edna's chippy, sweating rather profusely, fantasising about footballing pundits wearing filthy soiled sheepskin underwear.
Mary reached Bethlehem, eventually riding side-saddle touching her halo with a jewelled inflated bottle of incense, Myrrh juice. However, Joseph chiselled away while his friend Jesus rode roughshod next to Lidds fitness video "Short gifted, Long crossing bastards". Jesus crossed his balls massaged meaningfully his wife spat Venezuela flavoured