Lurgy my arse just didn't want to go out in the Flipin weather
Done a full day today excellent it was too,nobody in their right mind would go out in that unless they had to so got through plenty of work.
Nipped home mid afternoon to find next door neighbours garage had been demolished by the wind, half the roof blew off and the walls caved in.He's 85 and was wandering round in the wreckage tryin' to salvage stuff so i grabbed the ladders he was trying to extricate and ushered him inside out of it daft sod.
He did have a car but a couple of years ago drove to Manchester and forgot where he had parked it,never been seen since.
Neighbour other side has had his back fence turned into matchwood and his shed is now an open top affair the roof having made a bold if doomed bid for freedom.
I'm off the beer as well,after last week thought it wouldn't do me any harm to pack it in for a while so i'm on fresh orange or mint tea.Thought i might shed a bit of the flab but beer has been replaced by sweets and chocolate meaning i am now a fatter steward of the bars.
There was a chef on tv t'other night Gill who specialises in cooking roadkill maybe he was one of the chefs at yer dinner
